Monday, April 21, 2025

Adventist Church asks Trump to pardon all turkeys this Thanksgiving

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — While Donald Trump pardoned his first turkey as president of the United States, he received a request from the Adventist Church that he extend the pardon to all turkeys this Thanksgiving.

The denomination which preaches the advantages of vegetarian eating said in a letter to the president that the blanket turkey pardon would “make American turkeys great again” as they would be the most thankful turkeys in the world.

The letter asked Trump to include in his pardon an invitation for Americans to “taste and see that Tofurky actually tastes pretty darn good.”

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