Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Adventists Living The Dream With Social Distancing

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Adventist World — Recent social distancing guidelines imposed on populations around the world have come as music to the ears of countless Adventists who were already remarkably skilled at “us vs. them” thinking and behavior.

The order to stay several feet away from the overall population and shun most social gathering spots was met with a hearty “Amen” from saints who had always made it a point of pride to remain as separate and peculiar a people as possible.

As though earthly social distancing were not enough, the WHO reports having received a torrent of letters from hopeful Adventists wondering if they can continue social distancing in Heaven.


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