Adventist-owned cat Fluffy succumbed to temptation last Sabbath when he spotted a mouse dart across the garage. Reacting instinctively, Fluffy pounced on the mouse and was busy polishing off his mid-afternoon snack when his aggressively vegan owner stepped into the garage. Horrified at Fluffy’s menu choice, his owner gave him a Testimonies-heavy scolding and a stiff warning that the next time he was caught snacking on unclean meat he would face the church disciplinary committee.
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