Although the university has warned that it will have to cap the amount of Art majors it can admit each year, administrators say that the free tuition is offered to Art students “on compassionate grounds.”
“Let’s be real,” said Andrews spokesperson, Solo Ramen, “Art majors may be able to land enough work to cobble together rent money split three ways on a one-bedroom apartment but the chances of these guys repaying their loans are worse than those of a seminarian finding a vespers date.”
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What, no more working artists needed for Maxwell’s Bible Story?
“. . . chances of these guys repaying their loans are worse than those of a seminarian finding a vespers date.” Hmm…. Back in the day, it seemed that every coed’s dream was to marry a pastor; and every seminarian was looking for a coed who could play the piano. How things have changed!
LOL. GO TO COLLEGE FOR ART DEGREE? LOL
An answer to prayer . . . no tuition! Now in a couple years when I retire I’m gonna come to Andrews and go back to college and be an Art Major . . . sounds like a lotta fun . . . and I’ll be an invaluable asset, ya know, many years of life experience the teens and 20-somethings don’t have yet! I was gonna go to community college, but this is so much bigger and better! And even cheaper!
You could always study underwater basketweaving if you get tired of art. It might even be free, since it is arguably a form of art.