Adventist Church starts ‘No Sing’ list for special music performers

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has assembled an international taskforce aimed at identifying and silencing the worst singers in the denomination. The group will create Read more […]

Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

SILVER SPRING,Md. — Seventh-day Adventist churches around the world are being fitted with single-occupant isolation pews this week. The pews are the latest attempt by church leaders to combat Read more […]

Michael Phelps thanks Ted Wilson for death stare coaching

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — US Olympian Michael Phelps delighted the world with a death stare aimed at fellow olympian Chad Le Clos yesterday. Although the gold medalist’s expression was immediately Read more […]

Crafty Adventist mom serves up great disappointment

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Sabbath School crafts enthusiast and Adventist mother of three, Ricci Sima rushed out of her house earlier today claiming she had to run errands. As a snack for her Read more […]

Andrews seminary to identify potential prophecy evangelists with this crossword

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — The Andrews University-based Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary has revealed a mandatory screening exam for all incoming students intended to help identify those Read more […]

115-year-old Adventist wins gold at World Breakdancing Olympics

VENICE BEACH, Calif. — An unlikely athlete took gold at the World Breakdancing Olympics which concluded today. Gertrude Logan, known simply as G-Lo in breakdancing circles, crushed her competitors Read more […]

Del Delker and Dolly Parton to collaborate on gospel classics album

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — One of the undisputed legends of Adventist singing will join forces with one of the greatest popular singers in American history to release an album of gospel classics. Del Read more […]