Ben Carson Opens Network Of ‘Gifted Nails’ Salons

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Adventist former neurosurgeon and current Trump cabinet member, Ben Carson, has never been one to rest on his laurels.

Carson has announced that when his term as US Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development ends this month, he plans to “take a major Sabbatical from all things government-related.”

The author of numerous popular titles, including Gifted Hands, will be opening a nationwide network of nail salons called Gifted Nails.

Adventist customers will receive a 10% discount on all nail treatments. They will get another 10% off for telling their Sabbath School class to vote CARSON in four years.