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Adventist Churches Not Re-Opening Until Everyone Gets Haircut
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Conference and union leaders across the Adventist world have warned their churches will stay shut until their members get haircuts.
"Lack of...
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Adventists Split On Whether You Should Dress Up For Online Church
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventists are finding it impossible to agree on whether or not we should all be dressing up for streaming church. According...
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GC Announces Adventist Pioneer-Themed Halloween Party
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- For Halloween this year, General Conference officials are asking everyone to dress as Adventist pioneers again.
"Channelling the Whites was so...
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Nicki Minaj Announces Retirement, Donation Of Entire Wardrobe To Adventist Community Services
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. --- Rapper Nicki Minaj followed the shocking announcement of her retirement with another tweet saying that she was donating her entire...
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GC Issues Rare Male Modesty Guidelines For Lederhosen-Loving Germans
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- German Adventist men have received personalized letters from the General Conference imploring them to wear lederhosen that, at the very...
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Queer Eye Decides to Make Over Weimar’s Dress Code
WEIMAR, Calif. --- The fashionistas on Netflix hit Queer Eye have offered to take on an entirely pro bono project in doing a makeover...
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Compliant Line of Pantyhose Launched by GC
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Shortly after the General Conference of 2010 in Atlanta GA., then newly elected GC President, Ted Wilson, sent a memo...
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Wilson announces he is “done with neckties”
KATHMANDU, Nepal --- Dressed head to toe in traditional Nepali fashion, General Conference President Ted Wilson announced today that he was "done with neckties."
Speaking...