Adventist voted People Magazine’s ‘Most Annoying Vegan on Facebook’

New York, N.Y. — Derrick Caster, a fourth generation, 27-year-old Adventist from Asheville N.C. has topped People Magazine’s “Most Annoying Vegan on Facebook” list as its undisputed 2014 Read more […]

Adventist newlyweds to continue pre-wedding zero tolerance policy toward kissing

Rob and Kristen Davis believe that the secret to what they call a “long and fuss-free marriage” can be summed up in two words: No kissing. “We are proud to say that we did not kiss once during Read more […]

Dental Hygiene students furious that less than 50% of Loma Linda curriculum handles dating

  LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Weeks away from the start of a new school year, Loma Linda University Dental Hygiene students staged a huge protest today against what they are calling a “grossly Read more […]

2015 San Antonio General Conference Session moved to water park

San Antonio, Tex. — “We’ll be shaking things up a little in San Antonio,” said Dave Bailey, event manager of the 2015 General Conference World Session. The session was originally scheduled Read more […]

Adventist university admissions criteria to include academics

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Accrediting Association has decided to require minimum academic requirements of students applying to Adventist universities. The historic move is sure Read more […]

All baptismal candidates to be scanned for tattoos

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Baptismal candidates have an extra hurdle to clear in the process of joining the church. In addition to the ambitious series of Bible studies most candidates experience, Read more […]

Rebellious Adventist Teen Claims Drums Solve Everything

DULUTH, Ga. — Cody Huckley, a 16-year-old Adventist junior at Atlanta Adventist Academy, has begun touring churches around the country with a burning message he’s titled All We Need is Drums. Cody Read more […]

Philippines #1 at Adventist Potluck Olympics

This tasty Filipino appetizer immediately biased the judges… GLENDALE, Calif. — The first-ever Adventist Potluck Olympics were held today at the Glendale, Calif. Hilton to decide the hotly Read more […]

‘The Sound of Music’ officially approved for Sabbath viewing

SILVER SPRING, Md. — “This is a day or rejoicing for Adventist Sound of Music fans around the world,” said Sabbath Permissions Advocate, Elaine Biggins. “This morning the GC-based Biblical Research Read more […]

Melashenko Family to tour camp meetings as circus troupe

(We took this post down when we heard (very late) of the June 2013 passing of the Melashenko patriarch. He was a friend with whom we went to church for years and we had the deepest respect for him. Read more […]