“Glass Ceiling” Adventist Remake Of “The Office” To Be Filmed At GC

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Filming has begun for an Adventist version of hit sitcom The Office at the General Conference headquarters of the denomination. Titled Glass Ceiling, the show will feature Read more […]

Magic-Free Adventist Screening of Aladdin Lasts Five Minutes

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — An Adventist-appropriate version of Disney’s live action Aladdin re-make was screened on the campus of Andrews University last night. The screening, which took place Read more […]

GC Launches “Golden Watches” Alternative to Golden Globes

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference offices of the Adventist Church announced an Adventist answer to the Golden Globe awards yesterday. The brand new Golden Watch awards will “celebrate Read more […]

Check out the trailer for “Ellen vs the World,” an Adventist comedy web series

https://www.facebook.com/ellenvstheworld/videos/248982815820877/ We’re sure you are going to love the trailer for the new web comedy series, Ellen vs the World. Congrats to the Ellen vs the World Read more […]

BRI: Angels can watch movies after they come out on DVD

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Years and years of research by the Adventist Biblical Research Institute have finally resulted in a ruling that, based on everything the Bible says on the topic, angels Read more […]

Desmond Doss-inspired Halo video game spin-off features unarmed medic saving wounded soldiers

BREAKING NEWS REDMOND, Wash.—Xbox has announced plans to release Desmond, a video game inspired by World War II medic Desmond Doss. The Adventist conscientious objector saved dozens of Read more […]

Netflix introduces Sabbath filter

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Online streaming giant Netflix has announced plans to create a “Sabbath” filter that saves Adventists the agonizing work of scrolling through huge swathes of entirely unSabbathy Read more […]

False prophets predicting Oscar winners

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church has sent out a special warning to its membership about false prophets that are predicting Oscar winners this year. “There Read more […]

GC organizes Wakanda Union Conference after ‘Black Panther’ screening

SILVER SPRING, Md. — GC administrators have organized the Wakanda Union Conference in a record-breaking 24-hour flurry of bureaucratic activity. The decision to create the new union happened Read more […]

Adventist boasts amazing ability to make any board game Sabbath-appropriate

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Setlar Catan, a self-described Adventist “board game fanatic” has quickly become an Adventist celebrity after claiming that he knows how to make absolutely any board game Read more […]