ADVENTIST WORLD — Adventists across the United States threw caution and any attempt at temperance to the blustery winds this Thanksgiving as they sat down to dinner. Devouring unspeakable Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists everywhere have been given 24 hours to sign a 14-page document professing agape love for carob. The document is full of confusing legalese promising “serious Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — American Adventists have broken the Guinness World Record for veggie burgers grilled and consumed in a day. Real time data on Adventist veggie burger consumption is being Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Nutritionists at Loma Linda University have unveiled the latest in “biblically-inspired eating for optimal health.” The new diet consists of roasted (not fried) locusts Read more […]
Loma Linda, Calif. — Nutritionists at Loma Linda University claiming to have discovered the ideal human diet have revealed a new recommended food pyramid. Instead of the pyramid consisting Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a special warning this afternoon, General Conference officials warned members that neglecting to pray before they eat leads directly to food poisoning. In an email Read more […]
WEST COVINA, Calif. — After a rousing sermon yesterday in which Pastor Les Cloo challenged his congregation to fast from Krispy Kreme donuts, West Covina Seventh-day Adventist Church received Read more […]
APOPKA, Fla. — A fierce-looking alligator disrupted the third service of Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church this morning. The animal was found in the baptismal pool directly before Read more […]
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COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — In a completely unprecedented innovation, chicken sandwich chain Chick-fil-A has announced plans to open its very first vegetarian restaurant on the campus of Southern Read more […]
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