Candidates visit Loma Linda, hire rival CHIP lifestyle coaches

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In a bid to convince voters they are healthy enough to win the presidency, both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have signed up for personalized CHIP (Complete Health Improvement Read more […]

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to wed at Italian Adventist University

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Star couple Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have revealed the location of their much-discussed wedding: Italy’s Adventist University, Villa Aurora. The couple reportedly chose Read more […]

Loma Linda: Jesus fed 5000 with five loaves and two veggie fish

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Ever the proponents of healthy vegetarian eating, researchers at Loma Linda Univesity have reached a consensus on their interpretation of Jesus’ miracle of the five loaves Read more […]

Loma Linda OK with taking arm and leg as tuition

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Ever the innovators, financial administrators of Loma Linda University School of Medicine have decided to help students struggling to pay their tuition in exchange for the Read more […]

Caitlyn Jenner to speak at Loma Linda women’s symposium

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Loma Linda University confirmed today that Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) Jenner has accepted an invitation to speak at a Women’s Ministries symposium to be held at the university Read more […]

Loma Linda School of Dentistry: ‘Impeach Biden for pacifier stunt’

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Hundreds of enraged students and faculty of the Loma Linda University School of Dentistry have started a petition to impeach US Vice President Joe Biden. Read more […]

GC: Casinos off limits unless they make huge donations to Adventist hospitals

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Adventists in the Loma Linda are have been flocking to San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino, a huge gaming complex close to the university. The traditional Adventist Read more […]

Loma Linda centenarian hired by local police department

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Edith Greenley, the 110-year-old Adventist Loma Linda resident who shot to international fame earlier this year for sending a would-be mugger to the hospital, has been hired Read more […]

Loma Linda University Church asks members to pre-wash feet on Communion Sabbaths

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Loma Linda University Church has kickstarted a campaign to promote what it calls an “Adventist Innovation.” The idea in a nutshell: All members must carefully wash their Read more […]

Dental Hygiene students furious that less than 50% of Loma Linda curriculum handles dating

  LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Weeks away from the start of a new school year, Loma Linda University Dental Hygiene students staged a huge protest today against what they are calling a “grossly Read more […]