WINDSOR, England — In a surprise concession, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are postponing their Saturday wedding by exactly one day so that Adventist fans can watch media coverage of the day. “We Read more […]
Bahamas — Faithful to Biblical guidance to leave their teary-eyed parents the minute their wedding cake was cut, Adventist honeymooners Cass and Sado Porfin made a beeline for their Bahamian Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — A new wedding-related edict was released from the General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church today. All new Adventist weddings will be forced to feature the Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Since his arrival on the campus of Andrews University, single seminarian Esper Rando has set aside time at dawn, noon and sunset to pray for the growth of the school’s Department Read more […]
So now you know how to date like an Adventist, but where do you FIND one in the first place? Adventists are a shy people that tend to stick to themselves in large groups, making it hard to single one out from the herd. But with the right know-how*, it is possible to hunt one down. After some exhaustive research and extensive hearsay collection, BarelyAdventist presents its field guide to bagging an Adventist of your very own.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — An Adventist man was taken to the emergency room of East Los Angeles-based White Memorial Medical Center this morning with neck pain that he claimed had been building up Read more […]
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. — An Adventist husband, who declined to be named, expressed disappointment that describing his wife’s teeth as “a flock of shorn sheep” and her breasts as “two baby deer,” Read more […]
Look what we dug up from the archives:) COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Mark and Suzie Robertson, parents of two recent Southern Adventist University graduates, are demanding a full tuition and board Read more […]
COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla University has issued a recall of all unmarried graduates of the school. Anyone in possession of a Walla Walla graduation diploma is entitled to free tuition Read more […]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Star couple Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have revealed the location of their much-discussed wedding: Italy’s Adventist University, Villa Aurora. The couple reportedly chose Read more […]
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