Forbes rates Walla Walla most expensive way to get married in America

  NEW YORK, N.Y. — In Forbes Magazine’s annual review of American wedding costs, a four-year-or-more education at Walla Walla University has been rated as the most expensive way to get Read more […]

Michigan Conference bans sex on Sabbath, says it’s work

LANSING, Mich. — Never a conference to shy away from taking a hard line on controversial issues, the Michigan Conference has officially banned sex on Sabbath among its membership. “Not only Read more […]

La Sierra declares war on Southern, adds marriage to graduation requirements

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — “Oh no they didn’t!” were the first words out of Adventist marketing analyst, Val U. Genysis after hearing the news that La Sierra University’s administration has decided Read more […]

Thousands of single Adventists furiously flirting on last GC day

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — With the doors of the ark-like Alamodome about to close for good on the San Antonio General Conference Session, single Adventists are swarming around each other in an all-out Read more […]

Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

NAMPA, Idaho — In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released “The Adventist Missionary Position.” The publisher bills the book as being “jam-packed Read more […]

Forest Lake Academy banquet doubles as mass wedding

APOPKA, Fla. — “Forest Lake Academy appears to have begun the process of chipping away at the Adventist wedding market currently dominated by the likes of Southern and Walla Walla,” commented Read more […]

Slide Show: Reasons you’re still single if you’re an Adventist

There’s single for a season, and single for a reason. If you feel like your season of singleness has lasted an unusually long time, maybe it’s time to check out some of these reasons…

Jamaican Union Conference conducts mass kissing conference

MANDEVILLE, Jamaica — An excited crowd of 2000 Adventist Jamaicans were treated to ‘professional’ kissing lessons at a couples’ conference this past Saturday. The free kissing workshop Read more […]

GC bans kissing in Adventist wedding ceremonies

  SILVER SPRING, Md. — Adventists can kiss kissing at weddings goodbye. As part of a General Conference campaign to enforce modesty standards across the world church, the world headquarters Read more […]