GC Launches Pre-Pathfinder Program For Babies Still In Womb

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The GC announced last month that it will be launching a new companion ministry to Pathfinders, Adventurers, Eager Beavers and Little Lambs. Introducing: the Mustard Seeds. Aimed Read more […]

Camporee Pin-Trading Mania Prompts New Jewelry Guidelines

OSHKOSH, Wis. — The collecting and trading of countless pins at the International Pathfinder Camporee in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, has prompted an emergency clarification of the Adventist stance on Read more […]

“Hakuna Matata” Chosen As Oshkosh Pathfinder Camporee Theme Song

OSHKOSH, Wis. — Organizers for the fast-approaching Oshkosh, Wisconsin-based Pathfinder Camporee have selected an unusual theme song for the event. Hakuna Matata, a tune from the much-loved Read more […]

Trump selects Pathfinder uniforms for Space Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After much deliberation, President Donald Trump has selected Pathfinder uniforms as the official personnel dress code for the space force he is seeking to launch. The Pathfinder Read more […]

GC challenges One Project leaders to prove Adventism by reciting Pathfinder Pledge & Law from memory

SILVER SPRING, Md. — General Conference administrators have issued a strongly-worded statement challenging One Project leaders to prove their Adventist identities by flawlessly reciting the Read more […]

Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Pathfinder marching honor is officially a thing of the past. After an exhaustive study by the General Conference-based Biblical Research Institute, GC leaders say Read more […]

Confirmed: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a statement released this morning, the General Conference headquarters of the Adventist Church claimed the Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years because Read more […]