Adventists welcome 2019 with Martinelli’s hangovers

EVERYWHERE — After an insane night of discount sparklers, veggie meat platters and non-alcoholic toasts, Adventists grogilly greeted the first daylight of 2019 with throbbing Martinelli’s hangovers. Early Read more […]

OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

Check out what we dug out from the archives šŸ™‚ Awkwardness happens to all Adventists. That doesn’t make it any less painful when it happens to you… Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED Read more […]

Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Citing an urgent need to “start somewhere,” General Conference leaders of the Seventh-day Adventist Church have hired a somber feline by the name of Grumps as the first Read more […]

OBG – Slide Show: 15 things Adventists say, decoded

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OBG – Slide Show: 28 fundamental irritations of Adventists

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Slide Show: #TBT — Adventists legends when they were young(ish)

It’s Throwback Thursday! Can you guess who these Adventists/Adventist-connected people are?