The FriChik cans sporting special Union College labels had originally been intended as promotional giveaways.
However, the words “Extra Adventisty” on the labels sparked enormous interest in wild-eyed wilderness Adventists the world over.
“My hilly hideout was already fully stocked with a huge range of Loma Linda veggie meats, assorted charcoal products and Little Debbie treats,” said long-time Adventist and orienteering expert, Harma Giddon from an undisclosed cave location.
“But as soon as I got wind of these extra Adventisty FriChik cans I realized my complete lack of preparedness.”
Giddon said she had no idea what Union had put in the cans to make them just that little bit more Adventist.
“All I know is that I am not going to let anyone out-Adventist me with their TOT stash.”
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Hey, Harma-How come you didn’t mention your stash of Little Debbies? I have mine all hoarded up in a secret hide-a-way. Only I know how to get there. See you at the end!!