North German Union Votes To Reignite Penpal Relationship With GC

HANNOVER, Germany – On April 25, members of the North German Union Executive Committee voted to rekindle what, quite frankly, had been a sputtering penpal relationship with the General Conference.

Delegates voted overwhelmingly in favor of ‘Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder’ Resolution 144.000 which would ensure far more frequent and animated letter exchanges.

The overall sentiment among delegates was that it was never too late to do the right thing.

“We should have stuck to our guns and done this way back in 2012,” admitted long-time executive committee member Hans Ångra, “but it’s never too late to start up a flurry of quality correspondence.”

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