Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Adventist Michael Ryan for moderating GC Women’s Ordination Debate

OSLO, Norway — In a surprise announcement, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has announced that for the first time a Seventh-day Adventist has been awarded the much-lauded Nobel Peace Prize. Explaining Read more […]

General Conference leaders on hunger fast to end Carson presidential bid

SILVER SPRING, Md. — As Seventh-day Adventist retired pediatric neurosurgeon and 2016 US presidential contender, Ben Carson surges ahead in the Republican primary rankings, a wave of panic has Read more […]

Adventist Church: Sabbath potlucks must feature 28 dishes

SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a rare potluck-related church policy statement, the General Conference has issued strict orders to Seventh-day Adventist churches worldwide regarding their potluck dish Read more […]

Art majors go to Andrews for free because they will never repay loans

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Andrews University announced this morning that in addition to its well-known academic scholarships available to qualifying students of any major, it will waive all tuition Read more […]

Loma Linda: Jesus fed 5000 with five loaves and two veggie fish

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Ever the proponents of healthy vegetarian eating, researchers at Loma Linda Univesity have reached a consensus on their interpretation of Jesus’ miracle of the five loaves Read more […]

General Conference employees forbidden from buying “Popemobile” Fiats

BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — Hours after Pope Francis left the United States, General Conference employees received an email with strict instructions to refrain completely from buying Read more […]

Union College housing shortage forces students to live outdoors

LINCOLN, NE. ̶ Residence halls at Union College are filled to maximum capacity and rapid campus population growth is resulting in a student housing shortage. In response, International Rescue Read more […]

Pope visits General Conference to congratulate leaders on keeping ordination male-only

SILVER SPRING, Md. — On the morning of the first full day of his visit to the United States, Pope Francis paid a surprising visit to the General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Read more […]

Kim Davis joins Religion faculty at Southern

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Kim Davis, the newly-famous county clerk from Rowan County, Ky. has accepted a full professorship at Southern Adventist University’s School of Religion. Davis was jailed Read more […]

BarelyAdventist’s first-ever audio interview

We have never, ever done an audio interview before so we were pretty excited when TheHaystack.tv interviewed us for their very cool and relatively new podcast. Check it out at this link. Here’s Read more […]