Adventists rescued as practice ‘Run for the Hills’ goes wrong

photo by http://3.bp.blogspot.com SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A group of 28 exhausted Adventists has been rescued 24 hours after straying from a popular hiking trail.  “We were on a hike that was Read more […]

New i-Wade device takes the guesswork out of Sabbath water activity dilemmas

image courtesy of campgroundsigns.com – click image for link WEIMAR, Calif. — A ground-breaking technological development is taking Adventist communities around the world by storm. Adventist Read more […]

Amazing Fact: Doug Batchelor to join Dancing with the Stars

Sacramento, CA — In a surprise announcement, Doug Batchelor’s organization Amazing Facts has stated in a press release that Batchelor will be joining this year’s season of “Dancing With the Read more […]

Washington Adventist University students forced to work phone banks as rumors grow of Ben Carson presidential run

TAKOMA PARK, Md. — The administration of Washington Adventist University has taken preemptive action in the event that Adventist former pediatric neurosurgeon Ben Carson officially enters Read more […]

Spectrum Magazine wins international award for angriest comment section

ROSEVILLE, Calif. — In big news for the online version of what many call “MSNBC for Adventists”, Spectrum Magazine has won a prestigious Netty web excellence award for Angriest Comment Section Read more […]

Revelation beast illustrations are not scary enough, says General Conference

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Illustrators at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists have reportedly been taking a lot of heat over complaints that the renderings of the beasts of Revelation Read more […]

New General Conference guidelines being drafted to eliminate nasty potluck dishes

SILVER SPRING, Md. — There has been a growing realization on the part of many church officials at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists that the quality of potlucks in many Adventist Read more […]