Adventists: Ben Carson punished for eating ham by losing tooth

BREAKING NEWS GREENVILLE, S.C. — Adventists around the United States are pointing to an incident today involving Adventist presidential candidate Ben Carson as a reason not to eat ham. Read more […]

Little Debbie to offer healthy eating lectures at GC San Antonio

BREAKING NEWS: SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Adventist-owned snack cake giant Little Debbie (owned by parent company McKee Foods) has announced plans to open a mega-tent outside the San Antonio Read more […]

Tom Brady to spend Deflategate suspension coaching La Sierra flag football

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Bad news for New England Patriots fans may just have turned into the best news La Sierra University has received in years. As news broke that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady Read more […]

Walla Walla campus cop arrested for (badly) impersonating an officer

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Walla Walla Campus Safety officer Doug Holster was arrested by College Place police late last night in what the local police department is calling “the last straw in a Read more […]

Slide Show: 14 ways to party like an Adventist

Adventist partying may not look like your typical, secular partying, but they still feature the 3 party requisites: crowds, carousing and most importantly, light refreshments (at the least!)

Angry Adventist Birds game released to crush women’s ordination

SILVER SPRING, Md. — By far the boldest Adventist venture into gaming so far, Angry Adventist Birds was launch today by General Conference developers. Released both for Apple and Android, Read more […]

Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

NAMPA, Idaho — In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released “The Adventist Missionary Position.” The publisher bills the book as being “jam-packed Read more […]

North American Division to move into local Dave & Busters

SILVER SPRING, Md. — North American Division officials have revealed that their offices will be relocated from their present location in the General Conference building to the Dave & Busters Read more […]

Ben Carson announces run for presidency, promises no Sunday Law

BREAKING NEWS BALTIMORE, Md. — In attempt to shore up Adventist support for his newly announced presidential bid, Ben Carson has promised to veto any and all attempts at passing Sunday Law Read more […]

Adventist University of the Philippines holds all-night prayer vigil for Pacquaio

LAGUNA, Philippines — Thousands of Adventist University of the Philippines (AUP) students, staff and faculty have crowded into the university gymnasium and surrounding area to hold an all-night Read more […]