Walla Walla unveils holding cells for seniors with unpaid bills

BREAKING NEWS COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — “Telling seniors they won’t march for graduation if they haven’t paid their school bills isn’t working,” said Will Lockem, spokesperson for Walla Read more […]

Southern’s entire class of 2015 hired by Little Debbie

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Mere weeks after the 2015 graduation exercises, Southern Adventist University administration has announced that 100 percent of the school’s graduating seniors have found Read more […]

Pope invites Doug Batchelor for peace talks

VATICAN — In an intriguing move by the Vatican, Pope Francis has invited veteran Adventist evangelist and staunch papal critic Doug Batchelor to Rome for peace talks. The invitation comes Read more […]

Slide Show: #TBT — Adventists legends when they were young(ish)

It’s Throwback Thursday! Can you guess who these Adventists/Adventist-connected people are?

GC San Antonio to feature vegetarian-only preferred seating

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Event organizers have announced that this summer’ s General Conference Session will feature preferred seating for vegetarians. Floor seating close to the stage in the Read more […]

Adventist relieved new Waco villains are bikers

WACO, Texas — “It took 22 years but finally the most talked about villains in Waco are bikers, not an Adventist offshoot,” said church Public Relations Analyst Chip Spinner, echoing the sentiments Read more […]

Newly baptized Adventist told she can now stop thinking

Fresh from the waters of baptism and — before that — significant soul searching and Bible study, Bethany Olson has been told by her new Adventist brothers and sisters that she can stop thinking. Read more […]

Rival churches fight to recruit cute kids for lambs’ offering

LOS ANGELES,Calif. — The Southern California Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has declared a state of emergency in the greater Los Angeles area as an all-out battle rages between Adventist Read more […]

Adventists: Ben Carson punished for eating ham by losing tooth

BREAKING NEWS GREENVILLE, S.C. — Adventists around the United States are pointing to an incident today involving Adventist presidential candidate Ben Carson as a reason not to eat ham. Read more […]