Walla Walla sells Nursing student contact info to single pastors

BREAKING NEWS COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — Citing duty to do their honest part to perpetuate the time-honored tradition of Adventist pastor/nurse marriages, Walla Walla University’s Marketing Read more […]

Ben Carson announces plans to run for Mayor of Baltimore

BALTIMORE, Md. — In an announcement that has surprised both supporters and critics, former-neurosurgeon-turned-political commentator Ben Carson has announced plans to run for mayor of Baltimore Read more […]

Forest Lake Academy banquet doubles as mass wedding

APOPKA, Fla. — “Forest Lake Academy appears to have begun the process of chipping away at the Adventist wedding market currently dominated by the likes of Southern and Walla Walla,” commented Read more […]

Adventists seek reasons to justify watching Bruce Jenner interview on Friday night

HINSDALE, Ill. —- Curiosity and anticipation ran high in the weeks preceding Diane Sawyer’s interview with former Olympian Bruce Jenner for millions of Americans, even Adventists. Although Read more […]

Southern wears sack cloth and ashes after President Gordon Bietz announces retirement

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Students, faculty and staff of Southern Adventist University have begun a week of grieving in sack cloth and ashes after it was announced yesterday that Gordon Bietz, Read more […]

Kim Kardashian to head Armenian relations at Glendale Adventist Medical Center

GLENDALE, Calif. — Glendale Adventist Medical Center announced a new addition to its executive team this morning. Effective May 2, reality TV star Kim Kardashian will spearhead the 515-bed Read more […]

20 in 20 Pathfinders don’t know what “keep a level eye” means

None of these Pathfinders have any idea what it means to “keep a level eye.” SILVER SPRING, Md. — World Pathfinder leaders are raising the alarm following the results of an international Read more […]

Dwight Nelson gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — In a definite first for Adventist evangelists, Dr. Dwight K. Nelson is to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The Andrews University-based Senior Pastor of Read more […]

Slide Show: Reasons you’re still single if you’re an Adventist

There’s single for a season, and single for a reason. If you feel like your season of singleness has lasted an unusually long time, maybe it’s time to check out some of these reasons…

Adventist credit unions to forgive loans every 7th year

GLENDALE, Calif. — In a major policy overhaul, the Association of Adventist Credit Unions (AACU) has announced that all of its member credit unions are instituting a policy guaranteeing Read more […]