La Sierra appoints atheist ex-pastor Ryan Bell as Divinity School Dean

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Early this morning, La Sierra University’s administration announced the appointment of “Year Without God” ex-pastor Ryan Bell as the new Dean of the H.M.S. Richards Divinity Read more […]

Southern to unveil ‘NoShow’, an interactive Great Disappointment reenactment

COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. ā€“ As part of theĀ SonRise Resurrection Pageant this Easter weekend, Southern Adventist University announced in an official statement today that they will be unveiling Read more […]

“Talk Holy to Me” – an Adventist hip hop parody video

OK, so no, we haven’t done a lot of video yet on BarelyAdventist. But we aren’t going to say “no” when Adventists dabble in parody hip hop, film a hilarious music vid in church (among other places) Read more […]

Union College promises full ride scholarships to winners of Easter Egg Hunt

LINCOLN, Neb. — Up to 100 full ride scholarships to Union College are being offered as prizes this Sunday to high school juniors and seniors participating in the school’s annual Easter Egg Read more […]

Church leaders cancel General Conference Session elections, declare monarchy

SILVER SPRING, Md. — “We’re saying this now so that you don’t have to bother with flight and hotel bookings,” announced General Conference spokesperson David Israel to a flock of shocked Adventist Read more […]

Andrews Financial Aid Office overwhelmed after overspending at International Food Fair

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Hundreds of students were seen standing in line outside the Andrews University Financial Aid Office this morning. The cause of the pile-up is what Financial Aid Read more […]

Zayn Malik leaves boy band One Direction, joins Heritage Singers

BRADFORD, England — British heartthrob Zayn Malik spoke out for the first time today about his plans after quitting ultra popular boy band One Direction earlier this week. In a complete Read more […]

General Conference halts talks between Pathfinders and Scouts

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Amid fears of budding ecumenism within their ranks, Adventist world leaders have begun cracking down on various General Conference departments that have engaged in conversations Read more […]

Oakwood Political Scientist to negotiate peace between Obama and Netanyahu

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — An unlikely mediator has emerged in the growing rift between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and US President Barack Obama. Washington DC’s political class was Read more […]