GC launches space exploration program titled ‘Not of the world – not in it either’

SILVER SPRING, Md. — As 2015 dawns, General Conference officials have unveiled some of the boldest plans for the world church to date: space exploration. “For decades, we as church Read more […]

Fireworks canceled due to farting cows at Andrews dairy farm

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Thousands of Berrien Springs residents are heading into 2015 with disappointment in their hearts as a major Andrews University-based fireworks show was canceled Read more […]

Adventists cancel Welcome Back party for Year Without God Ex-Pastor, Ryan Bell

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — “We better hope the party supply place does returns,” said exasperated Adventist events manager, Maria Romero, as she stood in a half-decorated downtown Los Angeles Read more […]

Walla Walla offers scholarships to students with biblical names

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — If your name happens to be Sarah, Seth or Jeremiah, Walla Walla University has a late Christmas miracle of an announcement for you. Effective this Spring Quarter, Read more […]

Poll: 99% of Adventists believe it is better to give than to receive CHIP cookbooks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The results of a Pew Survey into cultural attitudes within Adventism has unearthed timely data as Adventists everywhere gather under the Christmas tree to exchange gifts: Read more […]

Malfunction on ADRA’s Useful Christmas Gift catalog results in massive goat delivery to Paradise Adventist Church

PARADISE, Calif. — A makeshift petting zoo has been opened in the parking lot of Paradise Adventist Church after an unexpected Christmas Eve delivery of approximately 300 goats. The surprise Read more […]

Wisconsin Conference employees busted for using Dorcas donations for Christmas ugly sweater party

FALL RIVER, Wis. — Details are emerging this morning of a late-night security intervention at the Wisconsin Conference offices. ADT Security personnel arrived at the office building shortly Read more […]

Australian Adventist Church sets tithing records by refusing membership transfers out

PERTH, Australia — East Perth Church’s tithe numbers are shattering historic records for Adventism in Australia. While the booming tithe figures have made it highly popular with administrators Read more […]

New Hope Channel Late Night Show to air at 6:30 PM

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Thousands of dedicated Hope Channel viewers are getting ready to set their electric blankets to medium, brew cups of Postum and spread healthy dollops of soy cheese Read more […]

MTV’s ‘The Real World’ announces Great Lakes Adventist Academy as next season’s location

VAN NUYS, Calif. — In a radical departure from its usual urban locations, MTV’s The Real World reality show has chosen to shoot its 31st season at Great Lakes Adventist Academy in Cedar Read more […]