Adventists forbidden from watching remainder of World Cup

“Brazil’s soccer World Cup has become the most divisive issue to hit the world church since drums,” said an urgent General Conference directive sent to pastors around the world.  “Any further Read more […]

Findings reveal most Pacific Union College faculty work part-time in wine industry

ANGWIN, Calif. — In response to rising complaints from faculty about remuneration, Pacific Union College has contracted with a third party to interview faculty about their salary expectations. Read more […]

Loma Linda grad suing medical school because he’s not rich yet

He can’t even… LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Andrew Baxter, MD has filed a $750,000 law suit against Loma Linda University School of Medicine.  “Contrary to my expectations, I am still not rich Read more […]

‘Friend an Adventist’ runaway bestseller in Catholic bookstores

Friend an Adventist, a new guide to Seventh-day Adventists for Catholics, has debuted on the bestseller list of Catholic bookstores worldwide. The guide, which is aimed at promoting friendlier Read more […]

La Sierra voted #1 party school in the United States

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — For the first time in history, an Adventist institution has been nationally recognized as a top party school.  The magazine Rolling Stone has released its annual list Read more […]

Majority of members claim Adventism is too expensive

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to an international survey of 10,000 Adventists conducted by the Andrews University Center for Statistical Analysis, 76% of Seventh-day Adventists feel Read more […]

Coffee maker scandal rocks General Conference building

SILVER SPRING, Md. — One of the biggest scandals in recent Adventist history erupted this morning when a coffee maker was discovered on the third floor of the General Conference building. The Read more […]

Walla Walla puts Oakwood students in promotional brochure

COLLEGE PLACE, Wash. — A promotional pamphlet recently published by Walla Walla University has caused a row between the school and Oakwood University in Huntsville, Ala. According to Read more […]

Locals beg church construction missionaries to stay home

Locals at Maranatha construction sites worldwide have launched a global We Got This Campaign, urging missionaries to stay home. The surprising action comes on the heels of a report of Maranatha Read more […]