Berrien Springs, Mich. – Pioneer Memorial Church just dropped the hottest theological take of the year: replacing sermons with dank Christian memes. That’s right, folks. Instead of the usual Read more […]
// Post by Doug Batchelor. GRANITE BAY, Calif. — “My new hair is not at all a religious statement,” said Amazing Facts evangelist, Doug Batchelor at a press conference today. “During Read more […]
Hallelujah, church! Are you tired of that newfangled “everyone is welcome” mumbo jumbo? Does the concept of “loving thy neighbor” feel…incomplete somehow? Well, fret no more, because MyWay Press Read more […]
Hopeville, SDA – In news that has sent shivers down the spines of even the most seasoned doomsayers, Hopeville’s beloved “Heavenly Pastries” bakery announced its doors will be closed this coming Read more […]
Ever feel like you’re single-handedly funding the church’s new stained-glass window depicting Daniel in the lion’s den (complete with surprisingly realistic fur rendering)? No? Just me? Well, Read more […]
Hold onto your catnip, Adventist internet, because It Is Written is about to get lit… with the power of fluffy paws! In a bold move to revamp their outreach strategy, the ministry has unveiled Read more […]
Howdy, folks! Get ready for a lively religious showdown as we delve into the heart of Americana. In one corner, we have the Seventh-day Adventists; in the other, the Mormons. Which of these faith Read more […]
A devout Seventh-Day Adventist has taken legal action against luxury watchmaker Rolex, alleging that their slow timepiece caused them to miss the sacred Friday sundown deadline. The plaintiff, Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the General Conference Executive Committee has officially enshrined a 29th fundamental belief: every problem, no matter how big Read more […]
Adventist small talk: where weather forecasts morph into potluck planning, and the occasional end-time prophecy gets tossed in like a conversational sprinkle. It’s a delightful labyrinth, or a Read more […]
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