Return Policy Not Great On ADRA Gift Catalog Goats

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ADVENTIST WORLD – A bombshell report from the International Trade Commission (ITC) today revealed there basically is no return policy on goats secured through the ADRA catalog.

Although the ITC admitted returned ADRA goats had occasionally been found roaming the halls of the General Conference and grazing on potted office plants, ADRA had been “remarkably uncooperative” with most attempts to return goats or exchange them.

The ITC is considering mandating ADRA issue gift receipts so that goats can at least be returned for ABC store credit in the event people prefer soya milk.

 

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