Trump Attacks China With Choice EGW Quotes

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has used a brand new weapon in his ongoing war of words and trade with China: Ellen G. White quotations.

Trump prefaced his recent UN General Assembly comments by saying “I laid off tweeting for hours to make sure I picked all the best one-liners from these little red books I found in Ben Carson’s library.”

The president proceeded to recite dozens of reproofs from various volumes of Testimonies for the Church, calling out China on everything from indulgence of appetite, to dress and competitive sports.

“Everything China does I’ve got a quote for,” said Trump, answering reporter questions after the speech. “Where have these books been all my life?”

 


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