GC UNVEILS “Innovative” Plan to Spread 3 Angels’ Message Via Fax

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a move hailed as groundbreaking by those nostalgic for the 1980s, the General Conference has unveiled its latest strategy to spread the Three Angels’ Message: fax machines. “While everyone else is distracted by the internet and social media, we’ve decided to take a bold, unprecedented step backwards,” said GC spokesperson … Continue reading GC UNVEILS “Innovative” Plan to Spread 3 Angels’ Message Via Fax