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Potluck

The Definitive Ranking of 28 Fundamental Adventist Potluck Staples

Here’s the definitive ranking of 28 vegetarian Adventist potluck staples, from the beloved to the baffling, the sweet to the slightly suspicious, and everything in between. Fruit Salad – The...
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What If Adventism’s Best Days Are Still Ahead of Us?

We love to romanticize “classic Adventism”—the Revelation Seminars with gigantic beasts on giant boards, the Sabbath school classes where everyone debated the 2300 days like it was the Super...
Adventist Parents

The Great Adventist Parenting Fear: What If They Don’t Stay?

There comes a moment in every Adventist parent’s life when the thought hits like an improperly sealed veggie meat can: What if my kid stops being Adventist? Cue the spiral—visions of your...
Women's ordination

Why the General Conference Has Trust Issues with Women

Somewhere between Ellen White co-founding a global movement and your local female elder getting side-eyed for leading prayer, the General Conference developed trust issues. It’s...
Sabbath

Sabbath: The World’s Most Underrated Superpower

Adventists have a lot of quirks. (Caffeine angst. Our complicated relationship with cheese. That one deacon who guards the foyer like he’s Secret Service.)...
Church Life

Oops in the Pews: How to Gracefully Handle Farts in Church

Your body doesn’t check the church calendar. Farts happen. Even during the quietest, most reverent moments of Sabbath service. The trick isn’t pretending it...
Adventist Culture

Yes, I Love Jesus. No, I Don’t Want to Hug You During the Greeting Time.

Sabbath mornings are going great — you’re singing, you’re focused, you’re spiritually in the zone — and then BOOM: “Turn around and greet three people!” Suddenly...

Adventist Culture

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Adventists Told to Run Every Social Media Post by GC Before Publishing

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BREAKING: The General Conference has just announced that all...

How Adventists Keep Score

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No one talks about it, but every Adventist knows:...

9 Most Awkward Adventist Witnessing Techniques

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1. The “Hit Them With a Verse Out of...

When Perfectionism Becomes Our Biggest Sin

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Adventists have always been world-class overachievers. We don’t just...

Adventist Food

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Why Adventism Is Addicted to Fear — and How We Can Finally Detox

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Fear built the Adventist brand. Love will have to rebuild...

Sabbath Was Never Supposed to Be This Boring

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The Sabbath wasn’t designed to drain life out of...

The Crisis of Adventist Imagination

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The real crisis isn’t in the world. It’s in our...

Why Importing Adventism Doesn’t Work

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Somewhere right now, a missionary is landing in a...

Sabbath Observance

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Can We Please Allow Ellen White to Be Human?

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Maybe it’s time to stop expecting Ellen White to...

I’ve Had it with the Infighting

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I’ve had it with the infighting. Honestly, if you scroll...

Members Ask: Is the Book of Life GDPR Compliant?

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SILVER SPRING, MD — Adventists around the world are...

Things Adventists Will Happily Drop Big Money On

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Adventists are usually the kind of people who think...

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