So you’ve heard about the Time of Trouble your whole life. The hiding in the mountains, the food shortages, the “only the faithful will stand” drama. But let’s be...
THOMPSONVILLE, IL — Three Angels Broadcasting Network announced that Stephen Colbert will be its newest on-air personality, but instantly clarified that the move should in no way be seen as ecumenical.
“We...
In a groundbreaking paper just published in the Journal of Eschatological Speculation & Snack Table Logistics, Dr. Nathaniel Arkadius, an Adventist mathematician from Southern...
Silver Spring, Md. — The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists announced a new, groundbreaking initiative today called "The Final Answer." This program promises to...
RIVERSIDE, CA—In an unprecedented move sending shockwaves through denominational bureaucracy, La Sierra University this week released “The Great Deconstruction,” a fully updated edition of...