Why Sabbath is Awesome
Sabbath is coming and here are a few reasons that is awesome😀 Enough!!! We actually get to take a divinely-inspired breather from everything. ESSENTIAL for mental health. Mental Read more […]
Category: Sabbath
Pastor Suing British Union Conference for Making Him Work on Sabbath
WATFORD, Herts. — A stressed out, nearly-ordained pastor has filed a religious discrimination lawsuit against the British Union Conference of Seventh-day Adventists. The Adventist minister claims Read more […]
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Song Service Leader On His 4th “Happy Sabbath Church!” Clearly Just Killing Time
Leafy Glen, Tenn. – His first overly-chipper “Happy Sabbath Church!” helped snap members out of their late morning slumber at the start of divine service last weekend. The (predictable) repeat Read more […]
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Big Pharma Races To Release Anti-Anxiety Benefits Of Sabbath In Pill Form
WORLD — Pharmaceutical giants are sprinting to be the first to produce a Sabbath pill. Research labs are working around the clock to create medication allowing those that take it a feeling Read more […]
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Adventists Resolve To Make It To Church On Time At Some Point In 2020
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Friends and relatives of the Hopplös family have been roped into holding them accountable to their New Year’s resolution of making it to time on church once in 2020. Read more […]
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Report: Most Adventists convinced Friday sunset creeps up on them
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — In a study of Adventist worldwide, the majority of respondents expressed a fervent belief that Friday sunsets crept up on them each week. La Sierra University-based, H.M.S. Read more […]
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‘The Lion King’ approved as Sabbath movie “because it has animals”
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Disney’s The Lion King has been approved by the Adventist Church as an approved “Sabbath movie.” This means that Adventists will be free to watch the animated classic Read more […]
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Adventist prays for sun to stand still so she can finish her Friday chores
LONDON, England — An Adventist woman paused in prayer this afternoon, pleading for the sun to stand still so she could finish her long list of chores before sunset. Franically listing the Read more […]
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Adventist BNB features best apartments in world for Sabbath naps
ADVENTIST WORLD — Recently launched Adventist BNB (Airbnb for Adventists) was honored by the General Conference Lay Ministries Department for featuring the best apartments in the world for Sabbath Read more […]
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Black Sabbath members visit Adventist Church, change name to Happy Sabbath
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — A chance visit to an Adventist church in Loma Linda last Sabbath has reportedly led members of world-renowned heavy metal band Black Sabbath to change their name to Happy Read more […]
