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Hope is a Strategy

And in Adventism, we even have a theme song for it—“We Have This Hope.” Which is helpful, because nothing...
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Let’s Take Back Adventism

Adventism wasn’t built by people who thought they had everything figured out. It was built by people who were hungry for more truth. People who believed God was still leading. People...
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The Great Disappointment 2.0: Finding Out Catholics Actually Like Jesus Too

  Growing up Adventist, the "Great Controversy" worldview doesn’t just offer a timeline. It offers a protagonist-centered thriller. In this narrative, the Vatican isn’t just a religious institution. It’s the final boss in...
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Stop Treating “Do Not Worry” Like a Suggestion

We’ve turned one of Jesus’ clearest commands into background noise. “Do not worry” sits there in Scripture, not as a soft suggestion, not as...
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Should We Shun Those Who Leave Adventism?

In a lot of high-control religious spaces, shunning isn’t unusual. Someone questions things, drifts, or leaves—and the temperature drops. The invites slow down. Conversations...
Adventist Education

Do Adventist schools have to have Adventist teachers?

My daughter goes to what I can honestly say is an outstanding Adventist elementary school. In fact, it’s the only Adventist primary school in...
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Why I Love Toddler Group

I’m pretty involved in my local church, but if I’m honest, my favorite ministry doesn’t happen on Sabbath. It happens at 10:00 a.m. on...

Adventist Culture

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Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It

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Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone COLLEGEDALE,...

Silver Spring Is Not Heaven. Fortunately, That’s Not the Point.

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If you’ve spent any time watching the General Conference...

Forty-Two Percent of Everyone Who Joins Us Eventually Leaves. Let’s Talk About That.

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That’s not a rounding error. That’s a pattern. Since 1965,...

Doubt Doesn’t Break Your Faith. Pretending Does.

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Nobody leaves Adventism because they asked too many questions. They...

Adventist Food

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The Resurrection Didn’t Need a Ham Dinner to Be Real

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Every spring, Adventists perform a quiet liturgy of our...

We Quote Paul’s Thorn. We Never Talk About Our Own.

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Paul gets referenced a lot in Adventist circles. His...

Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.

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We told the story wrong for decades. The version we...

Ellen Was a Sick Teenage Girl Who Changed the World. Don’t Underestimate What You Have.

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She was nine years old when a rock hit...

Sabbath Observance

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Is God Convinced When We Call Ourselves the Remnant?

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Adventists have used that word for generations. The remnant....

Who feels most uncomfortable in our churches—and why?

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  Be honest. If your family’s been Adventist for generations,...

Flood Ruins Short-Term Mission Trip/Vacation

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by Our Pastoral Correspondence Staff Noah Zark MISSION COORDINATOR Elder Sterling...

Can You Actually Prepare for the End Times?

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There’s a whole subculture in Adventism that treats the...

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