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We’re Talking About the Wrong Things and it’s Costing Adventism its Future

Every generation has its theological debates. That’s not new. Still, something feels off. Some of our conversations don’t seem to reach the places people are actually hurting. We’re dissecting timelines while people...
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The Law Isn’t Legalism (Calm Down)

These days, talking seriously about the Ten Commandments feels like walking into a room full of raised eyebrows. But let’s breathe. From a Seventh-day Adventist Church perspective, the law isn’t...
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Can This Church Tell the Truth About Itself Without Panicking?

Young Adventists aren’t asking a hundred different questions. They’re asking one: Can this church tell the truth about itself without panicking? They’re watching what happens when uncomfortable realities surface—about LGBTQ members, women’s...
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Church Shouldn’t Feel Like Walking on Eggshells

Somewhere along the way, church became a place where many of us lower our voices, rehearse our sentences, and scan the room before saying...
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Why So Many Adventists Think They’re Being Loving—and Aren’t

Most Adventists genuinely believe they’re being loving. That’s what makes this so tricky. Few wake up thinking, “I hope I make someone feel small...
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Study Reveals: Nobody Believes Pastor When He Says “In Conclusion” on Sabbath Morning

Study Reveals—A new Sabbath-morning study confirms that no Adventist anywhere believes a pastor when he says the words “in conclusion,” having learned through decades...
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If You Feel Alone Right Now, This Is for You

Loneliness doesn’t always look like being by yourself. Sometimes it looks like being surrounded by people and still feeling unseen. Full calendars. Endless messages....

Adventist Culture

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Why Adventists Think They’re Different (and Why That Can Be Good)

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Yes, Adventists are different. We wake up early on...

Adventist College Replaces DEI Officer With Suggestion Box

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In a bold move toward administrative efficiency, a major...

Trump Vows Never to Put Tariffs on Adventists Because Ben Carson

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold new economic promise...

We Don’t Have a Youth Retention Problem—We Have an Adult Honesty Problem

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Adventism keeps asking why young people are leaving. We...

Adventist Food

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GC Officials Open Fire On Anti-Carob Protestors, Drenching Them Thoroughly With Super Soakers

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SILVER SPRING, MD — Chaos erupted outside the General...

Trump Tells NATO: “Iron and Clay Feet? No Way They Can Defend Greenland!”

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  WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump delivered a...

Does BarelyAdventist Hate the Church?

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Between the satire, the memes, the open questions, the...

Single Adventist Woman Seeking Husband to Help Populate an Entire Pathfinder Club

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Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to...

Sabbath Observance

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