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Sword in One Hand, Trowel in the Other: An Adventist’s Focus in a Distracted Age

Ellen White wrote that the greatest want of the world is men and women who will not be bought or sold, who will stand for the right though the...
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The Quiet Exodus of Burned-Out Pastors

Your pastor preached about rest last Sabbath. Then he went home and answered emails. Nobody is leaving Adventist ministry over theology. They're leaving over exhaustion. Research on our own pastors...
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Reasons to Love Adventism, Warts and All

I keep coming back to this. Jesus is the center. Salvation is by grace. You can keep Sabbath, eat clean, show up, tithe, know every Daniel chart, and none of it...
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Should Adventists decide where to give their tithe?

The official answer is no. Tithe is not a vote. It is not a grant. It is not your private lever for reforming Silver...
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How to set someone straight like an Adventist

First you tell them you have been praying. That part is almost always true. Then you mention the burden. The burden is never your...
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Reasons some Adventists oppose women’s ordination and why they are wrong

The case against women pastors in Adventism is usually presented as simple fidelity. An elder must be the husband of one wife. Paul does...
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Does the Adventist Church have close ties to the UN?

Since 1985 the General Conference has held special consultative status with the United Nations Economic and Social Council. The Adventist Development and Relief Agency...

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Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

Do Adventists think they are the only ones going to heaven?

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No. Salvation is not a denominational VIP pass—it’s through...

When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

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There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really...

Hope is a Strategy

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Adventist Food

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The Quiet Financial Anxiety We Refuse to Discuss in the Pews

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As Adventists, we can spend hours discussing prophecy, doctrine,...

Ministry Checkpoint Foils Ordination Attempt; Women Still Run Everything for Free

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Silver Spring, MD – Chaos erupted Tuesday at the...

Wishing for the World to End is Selfish

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Wishing for the World to End is Selfish In Adventist...

The Cost of Being Right All the Time

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  One of the real strengths of Adventism is that...

Sabbath Observance

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How Do You Explain Ellen White to Other Christians?

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You do not start with “prophet.” That word lands...

This Guy Came Prepared

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This guy came prepared. He knew the sermon was...

Does Adventism Work Best When Members Are Afraid?

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I don’t think so. Fear has done a lot...

Is Adventist Education Worth the Cost?

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The invoice arrives and suddenly everyone becomes a theologian....

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