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Do Adventists think they are the only ones going to heaven?

No. Salvation is not a denominational VIP pass—it’s through Jesus Christ alone, by grace through faith. We believe the Bible makes it clear: eternal life comes from trusting Him...
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When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really talk about. It’s when you realise you’ve done everything expected of a “good Adventist”… and yet you don’t feel any closer...
Mission Trip

Flood Ruins Short-Term Mission Trip/Vacation

by Our Pastoral Correspondence Staff Noah Zark MISSION COORDINATOR Elder Sterling Glass has broken down while describing how a "catastrophic deluge" of actual rain in the mission field totally ruined his scheduled spiritual...
End Times

Can You Actually Prepare for the End Times?

There’s a whole subculture in Adventism that treats the end times like an extreme survival series. Seminars on spotting the final signs. Checklists for...
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The Great Disappointment 2.0: Finding Out Catholics Actually Like Jesus Too

  Growing up Adventist, the "Great Controversy" worldview doesn’t just offer a timeline. It offers a protagonist-centered thriller. In this narrative, the Vatican isn’t just a...
Sabbath

Sometimes I Feel Like I Need a Sabbath from the Sabbath

  I love my church. I’m all in. I want it to grow, to thrive, to become the kind of community people actually want to...
#NotSatire

Trying to Preserve Adventism Is Ensuring Its Demise

Much of our energy today is spent worrying about whether the church will survive. We analyze membership trends, debate retention versus accession, measure the...

Adventist Culture

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How Worried Should You be that Your Congregation isn’t Growing?

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Look, let’s be real for a second. If your...

Bible Study Circle Quietly Reviews Anointing-Oil Contingency Plans

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Last Tuesday, as news of the U.S. naval blockade...

Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It

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Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone COLLEGEDALE,...

Silver Spring Is Not Heaven. Fortunately, That’s Not the Point.

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If you’ve spent any time watching the General Conference...

Adventist Food

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Doubt Doesn’t Break Your Faith. Pretending Does.

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Nobody leaves Adventism because they asked too many questions. They...

Prayer Is Not a Prescription. (God Made Therapists Too.)

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Somewhere along the way we decided that struggling Christians...

The Resurrection Didn’t Need a Ham Dinner to Be Real

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Every spring, Adventists perform a quiet liturgy of our...

We Quote Paul’s Thorn. We Never Talk About Our Own.

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Paul gets referenced a lot in Adventist circles. His...

Sabbath Observance

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Adventism’s Hidden Class System: Who Gets Heard and Why

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Every church says it listens to everyone. But every...

Is Adventism in Decline?

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For generations, many Adventists assumed the church was destined...

Is God Convinced When We Call Ourselves the Remnant?

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Adventists have used that word for generations. The remnant....

Who feels most uncomfortable in our churches—and why?

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  Be honest. If your family’s been Adventist for generations,...

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