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In Defense of Adventism

  Adventism is worth defending. Not the messy parts we pretend don’t exist, not the bureaucracy we confuse with faith—but the ideas that made this movement compelling in the first...
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Do You Ever Wonder Whether Adventist Satire Is Misunderstood by People Who Don’t Know the Church from the Inside?

Absolutely. That’s probably the central risk of doing satire from the inside of any faith community. When you don’t know the church from the inside, you don’t always catch the...
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Study Reveals: Nobody Believes Pastor When He Says “In Conclusion” on Sabbath Morning

Study Reveals—A new Sabbath-morning study confirms that no Adventist anywhere believes a pastor when he says the words “in conclusion,” having learned through decades of lived experience that this phrase marks...
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If You Feel Alone Right Now, This Is for You

Loneliness doesn’t always look like being by yourself. Sometimes it looks like being surrounded by people and still feeling unseen. Full calendars. Endless messages....
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Local Adventist Confirms Costco Hot Dog Aligns With Church Teachings Because It’s Still $1.50

  COLLEGE PLACE, WA — Local Adventist Frank Stewardson confirmed Friday that purchasing a Costco hot dog remains fully compatible with the church’s teachings on...
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You’re Not Falling Apart — You’re Just Living in a Broken World

Let’s be honest. Some days feel less like walking with Jesus and more like being dragged behind the chariot. You prayed. You tried. You even...
Peculiar People

Why Adventists Think They’re Different (and Why That Can Be Good)

Yes, Adventists are different. We wake up early on Saturdays, obsess over prophecy like it’s a Netflix series, and talk about the Second Coming...

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Does BarelyAdventist Hate the Church?

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Between the satire, the memes, the open questions, the...

Single Adventist Woman Seeking Husband to Help Populate an Entire Pathfinder Club

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Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to...

We Don’t Need to Agree

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  Growing up on missionary campuses felt like a miniature...

BREAKING: Trans-European Division Deploys Pathfinders to Defend Greenland

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In a decisive and extremely well-badged move, the Trans-European...

Adventist Food

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Are We Making Too Much of a Deal About the Sabbath?

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The Sabbath is a gift. It’s a commandment, yes—but more...

The Thing That Still Drives Me After All These Years

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I grew up as a missionary kid, and there’s...

Why Counting Baptisms May Be the Least Honest Metric We Have

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Let’s start here: when someone chooses to follow Jesus,...

God Is Not a Sadist

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God’s ideal is clear: a loving, faithful, life-giving marriage....

Sabbath Observance

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Epstein Files Reveal He Repeatedly Complained About Unsolicited Copies of The Great Controversy Appearing at His Properties

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U.S. — Among the thousands of pages released in...

The Dumbest Things You Can Do in a Church Business Meeting

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Here is a non-exhaustive list of the dumbest things...

The Quiet Financial Anxiety So Many of Us Carry

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  This isn’t the dramatic, headline-grabbing kind of money stress....

You Can Love the Church and Still Demand Better From It

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You Can Love the Church and Still Demand Better...

BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog focused on Adventist culture and issues. Written by committed Adventists, the goal is to foster growth within the faith community through lighthearted conversation and humor, avoiding soapboxing or angry rants. The blog is not officially endorsed by the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists.

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