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When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really talk about. It’s when you realise you’ve done everything expected of a “good Adventist”… and yet you don’t feel any closer...
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Hope is a Strategy

And in Adventism, we even have a theme song for it—“We Have This Hope.” Which is helpful, because nothing...
End Times

Can You Actually Prepare for the End Times?

There’s a whole subculture in Adventism that treats the end times like an extreme survival series. Seminars on spotting the final signs. Checklists for rural relocation. Tutorials on off-grid living. Quiet...
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The Great Disappointment 2.0: Finding Out Catholics Actually Like Jesus Too

  Growing up Adventist, the "Great Controversy" worldview doesn’t just offer a timeline. It offers a protagonist-centered thriller. In this narrative, the Vatican isn’t just a...
#NotSatire

Stop Treating “Do Not Worry” Like a Suggestion

We’ve turned one of Jesus’ clearest commands into background noise. “Do not worry” sits there in Scripture, not as a soft suggestion, not as...
#NotSatire

Trying to Preserve Adventism Is Ensuring Its Demise

Much of our energy today is spent worrying about whether the church will survive. We analyze membership trends, debate retention versus accession, measure the...
Adventist Education

Do Adventist schools have to have Adventist teachers?

My daughter goes to what I can honestly say is an outstanding Adventist elementary school. In fact, it’s the only Adventist primary school in...

Adventist Culture

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Bible Study Circle Quietly Reviews Anointing-Oil Contingency Plans

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Last Tuesday, as news of the U.S. naval blockade...

Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It

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Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone COLLEGEDALE,...

Silver Spring Is Not Heaven. Fortunately, That’s Not the Point.

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If you’ve spent any time watching the General Conference...

Forty-Two Percent of Everyone Who Joins Us Eventually Leaves. Let’s Talk About That.

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That’s not a rounding error. That’s a pattern. Since 1965,...

Adventist Food

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Prayer Is Not a Prescription. (God Made Therapists Too.)

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Somewhere along the way we decided that struggling Christians...

The Resurrection Didn’t Need a Ham Dinner to Be Real

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Every spring, Adventists perform a quiet liturgy of our...

We Quote Paul’s Thorn. We Never Talk About Our Own.

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Paul gets referenced a lot in Adventist circles. His...

Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.

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We told the story wrong for decades. The version we...

Sabbath Observance

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Is Adventism in Decline?

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For generations, many Adventists assumed the church was destined...

Is God Convinced When We Call Ourselves the Remnant?

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Adventists have used that word for generations. The remnant....

Who feels most uncomfortable in our churches—and why?

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  Be honest. If your family’s been Adventist for generations,...

Flood Ruins Short-Term Mission Trip/Vacation

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by Our Pastoral Correspondence Staff Noah Zark MISSION COORDINATOR Elder Sterling...

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