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Potluck Will Save The Church

Theologians have failed us. The GC has (frequently) failed us. But the veggie lasagna? The veggie lasagna has never let us down. While the General Conference spends millions on unity...
Adventists Speak Up

5 Polite Ways to Tell the Global Majority That the Adults Are Still Talking

  A resource for institutions navigating the awkward gap between demographic reality and organizational inertia. 1. “We Value Your Perspective.” This phrase is extremely useful because it is both warm and consequence-free....
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Why do people leave Adventism relieved—and why don’t we want to hear that?

When people leave Adventism, many describe something unexpected: relief. Not bitterness. Not rebellion. Relief. Relief from constant self-monitoring. Relief from the low-grade anxiety of never quite measuring up. Relief from having to translate...
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Adventist prays for sun to stand still so she can finish her Friday chores

LONDON, England --- An Adventist woman paused in prayer this afternoon, pleading for the sun to stand still so she could finish her long...
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Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

NAMPA, Idaho --- In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released "The Adventist Missionary Position." The publisher bills...
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How Should Adventists Feel About Muslims?

Right now, Islam is everywhere in the news. With America’s strike on Iran, some Adventists cheer. Others are horrified. And that’s the point—we are...
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Pathfinders Might Be the Best Thing We’ve Ever Done

For a surprising number of people who leave the Seventh-day Adventist Church, the one ministry they still speak about warmly is Pathfinders. Not the prophecy...

Adventist Culture

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Local Deacon Reminds Wife Submission Would Improve Communication Flow

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SPRINGDALE, USA — Local deacon Mark Halvorsen confirmed Tuesday...

English Is Over: The Global Church Is Moving On

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Adventism has long assumed North American English was the...

Anxiety Doesn’t Mean You’re Bad at Trusting God

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Somewhere along the way, many of us absorbed the...

In Defense of Adventism

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  Adventism is worth defending. Not the messy parts we...

Adventist Food

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Sabbath Observance

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When Testimony Time Feels Like a Competition

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Testimony time can be one of the most beautiful...

You Are Not a Prophet

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  For decades, the Adventist Church has had people who...

Superstitious Church leaders scrap 13th Sabbath tradition

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SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a dramatic shift for...

Would Adventist Leaders Be in Better Shape If They Actually Believed the Health Message?

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Long before Blue Zones were trendy, we were warning...

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