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We Don’t Need to Agree

  Growing up on missionary campuses felt like a miniature United Nations—with a religious framework thrown on top. People were from everywhere. Some of my closest friends were from Cameroon, Korea,...
Pathfinders

BREAKING: Trans-European Division Deploys Pathfinders to Defend Greenland

In a decisive and extremely well-badged move, the Trans-European Division of the Seventh-day Adventist Church—which includes Denmark and therefore claims adjacent Arctic credibility—has announced it is sending Pathfinders to...
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Attention, Adventist Digital Creators

There has never been a better time to be an Adventist digital creator. Even as legacy institutions struggle to hold attention, the opportunity for individuals has never been wider. Your union paper may...
Progressive Revelation

If the pioneers were allowed to be wrong and grow, why are we not?

Every institution eventually faces a choice: protect its story, or keep living it. Early Adventism chose the second. The pioneers did not inherit a polished...
Adventist Parents

Are We Raising Kids—or Just Managing Them for Church?

How much are we actually listening to our kids? Not talking at them. Not projecting our fears onto them. Not assuming that because they sit...
Adventists Speak Up

Stop Trading Your Questions for the Exit

Adventism is messy. If it weren’t, it wouldn’t be alive. We are a global movement colliding across borders, cultures, and convictions. We are wrestling with...
Sexuality

Incel thinking thrives where masculinity is reduced to authority and femininity is reduced to temptation.

When the church makes space—intentionally or quietly—for misogynistic ideas, the damage runs far deeper than we often realize.This isn’t just about fringe internet subcultures....

Adventist Culture

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If I’m Doing the Lord’s Work, Why Are My Colleagues Idiots?

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Anyone who has ever worked for a church institution...

The 10 Church Members Every Adventist Pastor Dreads

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The Trouble-of-Israel – Firmly believes the pastor is personally...

Don’t Tell Me You’ll Pray for Me

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“I’ll pray for you.”Ah yes—the Adventist version of thoughts...

Would Adventist Leaders Be in Better Shape If They Actually Believed the Health Message?

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Fellow Adventists, let’s talk—briefly and honestly. We didn’t discover the...

Adventist Food

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The Lamb, the Dragon, and the Ballot Box

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I lived in the United States for a decade,...

The 10 Commandments of Adventist Regifting

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Thou shalt not regift within the same Sabbath...

Adventist Parents Shocked to Learn Their Kids Left Church After Being Raised on Fear, Charts, and Guilt

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SPRINGDALE, ANY-CONFERENCE — In what church leaders are calling...

The World Is Ready for a Bolder Adventism

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Let’s say the quiet part out loud: too many...

Sabbath Observance

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Stop Calling Him Doubting Thomas

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  Stop Calling Him Doubting Thomas Somehow, Thomas ended up with...

When My Adventist World Fell Apart at 11

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I grew up on missionary campuses, mostly in Asia,...

Is It Time to Say Goodbye to Ellen White?

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There’s a question that feels increasingly unavoidable in Adventism’s...

Overthink 2026 (On Purpose)

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We’re all thinking about 2026. The year is here...

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