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The Law Isn’t Legalism (Calm Down)

These days, talking seriously about the Ten Commandments feels like walking into a room full of raised eyebrows. But let’s breathe. From a Seventh-day Adventist Church perspective, the law isn’t...
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No, You Can’t Hasten the Second Coming

Somewhere along the way, “sharing the gospel” turned into “speeding up Jesus.” The idea usually leans on 2 Peter 3:12 about “hastening” the day of God and Matthew 24:14 about...
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Church Shouldn’t Feel Like Walking on Eggshells

Somewhere along the way, church became a place where many of us lower our voices, rehearse our sentences, and scan the room before saying anything remotely honest. Not because we’re about...
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Why So Many Adventists Think They’re Being Loving—and Aren’t

Most Adventists genuinely believe they’re being loving. That’s what makes this so tricky. Few wake up thinking, “I hope I make someone feel small...
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Epstein Files Reveal He Repeatedly Complained About Unsolicited Copies of The Great Controversy Appearing at His Properties

U.S. — Among the thousands of pages released in the latest tranche of Epstein-related documents, investigators and journalists stumbled upon an unexpected recurring grievance:...
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If You Feel Alone Right Now, This Is for You

Loneliness doesn’t always look like being by yourself. Sometimes it looks like being surrounded by people and still feeling unseen. Full calendars. Endless messages....
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Local Adventist Confirms Costco Hot Dog Aligns With Church Teachings Because It’s Still $1.50

  COLLEGE PLACE, WA — Local Adventist Frank Stewardson confirmed Friday that purchasing a Costco hot dog remains fully compatible with the church’s teachings on...

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Adventist College Replaces DEI Officer With Suggestion Box

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In a bold move toward administrative efficiency, a major...

Trump Vows Never to Put Tariffs on Adventists Because Ben Carson

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold new economic promise...

We Don’t Have a Youth Retention Problem—We Have an Adult Honesty Problem

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Adventism keeps asking why young people are leaving. We...

We Say ‘Present Truth’ but Panic Every Time It Actually Shows Up

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Adventism loves the phrase present truth. It sounds forward-looking,...

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Trump Tells NATO: “Iron and Clay Feet? No Way They Can Defend Greenland!”

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  WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump delivered a...

Does BarelyAdventist Hate the Church?

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Between the satire, the memes, the open questions, the...

Single Adventist Woman Seeking Husband to Help Populate an Entire Pathfinder Club

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Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to...

We Don’t Need to Agree

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  Growing up on missionary campuses felt like a miniature...

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