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7 Ways to Tell the Sermon Was Aimed at One Specific Person

1. The illustration features "a brother who shall remain nameless" who drives the same silver Corolla as Brother Dale. Brother Dale is now studying the hymnal with great intensity. 2....
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The Second Coming Is Not Comforting Fiction

In parts of the Adventist world, the Second Coming has gone quiet. We believe it. It's in our name. It's Fundamental Belief 25. Yet many pulpits mention it once...
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Should Adventists Apologize for the Things Their Church Got Wrong?

We like to claim the schools, the hospitals, the Sabbath rest that still feels like a gift. Fine. Then we also own the damage. You cannot keep the good inheritance and...
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Free Breath Mints, and Other Things That Would Make Sabbath Morning Even More Awesome

Sabbath morning in most Adventist churches still runs like a single-track railway. You arrive, you sit, you stand, you sit again, and by noon...
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Does God Have a Problem With Adventist Women’s Trousers?

I recently saw a graphic that treated women’s trousers like a last-day apostasy test. A remnant warning sat on top. Feminism and spiritualism were...
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Is Adventist Education Worth the Cost?

The invoice arrives and suddenly everyone becomes a theologian. We talk about eternity while staring at a number that could buy a reliable used...
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Reasons to Love Adventism, Warts and All

I keep coming back to this. Jesus is the center. Salvation is by grace. You can keep Sabbath, eat clean, show up, tithe, know...

Adventist Culture

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Reasons some Adventists oppose women’s ordination and why they are wrong

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The case against women pastors in Adventism is usually...

Does the Adventist Church have close ties to the UN?

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Since 1985 the General Conference has held special consultative...

8 Things You Cannot Say in Sabbath School Without Starting a Fight

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“Ellen White was a product of her time.” The...

Do Adventist Hospitals Perform Abortions?

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Rarely. Almost never for the reasons people assume. The church’s...

Adventist Food

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on...

Trump Renames Church Seventh-day American Church, Effective Immediately

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WASHINGTON — President Trump signed an executive order Thursday...

Should Women be Ordained as Adventist Pastors?

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The Seventh-day Adventist Church has wrestled with women’s ordination...

Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

Sabbath Observance

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Sword in One Hand, Trowel in the Other: An Adventist’s Focus in a Distracted Age

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Ellen White wrote that the greatest want of the...

The Quiet Exodus of Burned-Out Pastors

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Your pastor preached about rest last Sabbath. Then he...

Deconstruction Isn’t the Enemy. Shame Is.

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Adventism likes to pretend it was born finished. It...

The Pastor’s Kid Problem

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Nobody applies for the job of pastor's kid. It...

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