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Should Adventists Be the Loudest Voice for Vaccines Right Now?

On September 30, Pennsylvania reported its fifth measles-associated death of 2026, with 943 confirmed cases across 39 counties. All five people who died were unvaccinated, at least one of...
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Should the Adventist Church Apologize for How It Treats Divorced People?

Adventists do apologize, eventually. In 2005 German and Austrian leaders confessed that Adventists had shut out fellow citizens of Jewish origin under the Nazis. In 2015 the Lake Union...
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This Guy Came Prepared

This guy came prepared. He knew the sermon was going to be long. He wanted to be with his people—same pews, same Sabbath, same potluck afterward—but he also wanted to survive...
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Does Adventism Work Best When Members Are Afraid?

I don’t think so. Fear has done a lot of work in this church and it has been very damaging. We grew up with the...
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Is Adventist Education Worth the Cost?

The invoice arrives and suddenly everyone becomes a theologian. We talk about eternity while staring at a number that could buy a reliable used...
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Did Ellen White ever change her mind on things?

Yes. Ellen White’s understanding grew across six decades of ministry. Adventist historians usually speak of three kinds of change: clearer wording, progressive development of...
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Adventist Status Symbols

We say Adventism doesn’t do status. God doesn’t play favorites. Everybody stands on the same floor. Then Sabbath comes, and somehow you can still tell...

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on...

Trump Renames Church Seventh-day American Church, Effective Immediately

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WASHINGTON — President Trump signed an executive order Thursday...

Should Women be Ordained as Adventist Pastors?

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The Seventh-day Adventist Church has wrestled with women’s ordination...

Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

Adventist Food

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When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

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There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really...

Hope is a Strategy

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Let’s Take Back Adventism

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Adventism wasn’t built by people who thought they had...

The Quiet Financial Anxiety We Refuse to Discuss in the Pews

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As Adventists, we can spend hours discussing prophecy, doctrine,...

Sabbath Observance

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Free Breath Mints, and Other Things That Would Make Sabbath Morning Even More Awesome

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Sabbath morning in most Adventist churches still runs like...

Does God Have a Problem With Adventist Women’s Trousers?

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I recently saw a graphic that treated women’s trousers...

If the Bible Is Our Only Creed, Why Does Disagreeing With the 28 Still Cost You?

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The preamble is beautiful. Seventh-day Adventists accept the Bible...

How Do You Explain Ellen White to Other Christians?

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You do not start with “prophet.” That word lands...

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