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When Ellen Put James on Ice

Forget the image of Adventist pioneers singing hymns on every carriage ride. Ellen G. White and James White had their frosty moments. As Gilbert M. Valentine notes in Reclaiming...
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Is It Time to Say Goodbye to Ellen White?

There’s a question that feels increasingly unavoidable in Adventism’s current moment—maybe even a perfectly acceptable one at this point in our history: What do we do with Ellen White? For some,...
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English Is Over: The Global Church Is Moving On

Adventism has long assumed North American English was the default. The lingua franca. The accent of authority. The sound of faith. But that assumption is crumbling. Most Adventists now live outside...
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Anxiety Doesn’t Mean You’re Bad at Trusting God

Somewhere along the way, many of us absorbed the idea that if we were really trusting God, we’d be calmer. Smoother. Less internally dramatic....
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In Defense of Adventism

  Adventism is worth defending. Not the messy parts we pretend don’t exist, not the bureaucracy we confuse with faith—but the ideas that made this...
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Can This Church Tell the Truth About Itself Without Panicking?

Young Adventists aren’t asking a hundred different questions. They’re asking one: Can this church tell the truth about itself without panicking? They’re watching what happens...
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Church Shouldn’t Feel Like Walking on Eggshells

Somewhere along the way, church became a place where many of us lower our voices, rehearse our sentences, and scan the room before saying...

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If You Feel Alone Right Now, This Is for You

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Loneliness doesn’t always look like being by yourself. Sometimes...

Local Adventist Confirms Costco Hot Dog Aligns With Church Teachings Because It’s Still $1.50

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  COLLEGE PLACE, WA — Local Adventist Frank Stewardson confirmed...

When Life Drains You, This Is the Reminder You Actually Need

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  Let’s not sugarcoat it: some days, life feels like...

Is BarelyAdventist Liberal or Conservative?

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Labels like liberal, conservative, progressive, or historical get thrown...

Adventist Food

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If You’re Exhausted, Discouraged, and Over It… Read This First

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You’re not burned out. You’re burned through. You’ve been...

You’re Not Falling Apart — You’re Just Living in a Broken World

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Let’s be honest. Some days feel less like walking...

Why Adventists Think They’re Different (and Why That Can Be Good)

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Yes, Adventists are different. We wake up early on...

Adventist College Replaces DEI Officer With Suggestion Box

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In a bold move toward administrative efficiency, a major...

Sabbath Observance

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The Law Isn’t Legalism (Calm Down)

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These days, talking seriously about the Ten Commandments feels...

No, You Can’t Hasten the Second Coming

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Somewhere along the way, “sharing the gospel” turned into...

ABC Stores Don’t Know What to Do With Leftover Carob

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February 15th: chocolate’s gone, hearts are broken, and ABC...

Local Deacon Reminds Wife Submission Would Improve Communication Flow

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SPRINGDALE, USA — Local deacon Mark Halvorsen confirmed Tuesday...

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