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Why People Leave Adventism (and Why Some Come Back)

Most people don’t leave Adventism in a dramatic exit. They fade. Church statistics make it plain: about four in ten who join eventually drop out. Young adults disappear fastest. The...
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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on Sabbath morning still triggers more tension in some Adventist circles than the actual sermon. The old arguments arrive on cue: Ellen...
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The Cost of Being Right All the Time

  One of the real strengths of Adventism is that it takes truth seriously. Doctrine matters. Belief matters. Conviction matters. A church without conviction does not stay a church for long. It...
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Adventism’s Hidden Class System: Who Gets Heard and Why

Every church says it listens to everyone. But every church develops a quiet hierarchy of who actually gets heard. Adventism is no exception. There’s no formal...
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Is Adventism in Decline?

For generations, many Adventists assumed the church was destined for unstoppable growth. Huge evangelistic campaigns, booming institutions, and rapid expansion across the Global South...
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The Great Disappointment 2.0: Finding Out Catholics Actually Like Jesus Too

  Growing up Adventist, the "Great Controversy" worldview doesn’t just offer a timeline. It offers a protagonist-centered thriller. In this narrative, the Vatican isn’t just a...
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Stop Treating “Do Not Worry” Like a Suggestion

We’ve turned one of Jesus’ clearest commands into background noise. “Do not worry” sits there in Scripture, not as a soft suggestion, not as...

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Why I Love Toddler Group

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I’m pretty involved in my local church, but if...

Are You a Homeless Adventist?

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Not doctrinally. Not officially. Just… practically. You believe the message. You’re...

The Hymnal Knew Things Contemporary Worship Forgot

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There’s a theological argument buried in the index of...

What If the Three Angels Actually Had Good News?

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We’ve turned the Three Angels’ Messages into the theological...

Adventist Food

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How Worried Should You be that Your Congregation isn’t Growing?

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Look, let’s be real for a second. If your...

Bible Study Circle Quietly Reviews Anointing-Oil Contingency Plans

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Last Tuesday, as news of the U.S. naval blockade...

Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It

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Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone COLLEGEDALE,...

Silver Spring Is Not Heaven. Fortunately, That’s Not the Point.

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If you’ve spent any time watching the General Conference...

Sabbath Observance

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Let’s Take Back Adventism

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Adventism wasn’t built by people who thought they had...

The Quiet Financial Anxiety We Refuse to Discuss in the Pews

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As Adventists, we can spend hours discussing prophecy, doctrine,...

Ministry Checkpoint Foils Ordination Attempt; Women Still Run Everything for Free

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Silver Spring, MD – Chaos erupted Tuesday at the...

Wishing for the World to End is Selfish

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Wishing for the World to End is Selfish In Adventist...

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