Take This Quiz To Find The Right Adventist College For You
Take this quiz to figure out the right Adventist college for you: What’s your favorite Adventist potluck dish? Jello salad Tofurky casserole Vegan lasagna Fruit salad What’s Read more […]
How To Get Your Pastor to Wrap Up the Sermon
Here are 10 ways to get your pastor to wrap up his Sabbath sermon: Hold up a sign that says “The End is Near” to signal that it’s time to wrap up. Send a text message to your pastor with Read more […]
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John Wick 5 to Feature Newly-Adventist, Non-violent Keanu Reeves Subduing Victims With Knots
In an unexpected plot twist for the upcoming John Wick 5, Keanu Reeves’ character, the former hitman John Wick, has converted to Adventism and renounced violence altogether. Instead, Wick has become Read more […]
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ADRA Goats Destroy ADRA Crops
In an unexpected turn of events, ADRA’s well-intentioned plan to provide goats through its gift catalog has backfired spectacularly. It turns out that the goats, intended to be a source of food Read more […]
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28 Super Adventist Potluck Dish Names
Are you tired of boring old potluck dishes like “deviled” eggs and “naughty” desserts? Fear not, dear Adventist friends, for we have compiled a list of potluck dishes with names that will make you Read more […]
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Signs You’ve Been to Pathfinder Camporee
If you’ve ever been to a Pathfinder camporee, you know that it’s an unforgettable experience that’s full of fun, friendship, and adventure. Here are a few signs that you’ve gone to one: You Read more […]
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The Adventist Guide to Dealing with Difficult Church Members: How to Love Your Neighbor Without Losing Your Mind
Have you ever wanted to run screaming from the sanctuary when Brother Grouchypants starts criticizing the pew cushions? This list won’t make him stop, but it might make you feel better as you deal Read more […]
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How to Survive a Church Board Meeting
If you’ve ever been to a church board meeting, you know that it can be a long, grueling experience. But fear not, here are some tips on how to survive: Bring snacks: Lots of them. A bag of chips, Read more […]
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Adventista atrapada aspirando después del atardecer del viernes
BERKSHIRE, Inglaterra — El viernes pasado, un relámpago repentino abrió un agujero en el techo de una casa perteneciente a un adventista del séptimo día. La caída del rayo ocurrió minutos Read more […]
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Rest in Peace (Literally): A Look at Death and the Afterlife Via Emojis
💀💤💭👻💤🕰️⏰🙏🏽 When it comes to the State of the Dead, it’s not as spooky as it may seem! 💀💤 After we pass Read more […]
