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Is Adventism in Decline?

For generations, many Adventists assumed the church was destined for unstoppable growth. Huge evangelistic campaigns, booming institutions, and rapid expansion across the Global South created the impression that Adventism’s...
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Is God Convinced When We Call Ourselves the Remnant?

Adventists have used that word for generations. The remnant. The faithful few. The people with “the truth.” And while there’s something inspiring about believing God has called us for...
Adventist Education

Do Adventist schools have to have Adventist teachers?

My daughter goes to what I can honestly say is an outstanding Adventist elementary school. In fact, it’s the only Adventist primary school in Britain ever to receive an “Outstanding” rating...
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Why I Love Toddler Group

I’m pretty involved in my local church, but if I’m honest, my favorite ministry doesn’t happen on Sabbath. It happens at 10:00 a.m. on...
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Are You a Homeless Adventist?

Not doctrinally. Not officially. Just… practically. You believe the message. You’re not trying to leave. But somewhere between the edges, you stopped feeling like you fully...
Fundamental Beliefs

Bible Study Circle Quietly Reviews Anointing-Oil Contingency Plans

Last Tuesday, as news of the U.S. naval blockade on Iranian ports rippled through the Persian Gulf—complete with Vice President JD Vance’s crisp declaration...
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Local Adventist Agrees With Pope, Deeply Uncomfortable About It

Man unsure whether to share article or burn phone COLLEGEDALE, TN — Area Seventh-day Adventist and longtime prophecy chart enthusiast Gerald Finster, 58, confirmed Tuesday...

Adventist Culture

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Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.

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We told the story wrong for decades. The version we...

Ellen Was a Sick Teenage Girl Who Changed the World. Don’t Underestimate What You Have.

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She was nine years old when a rock hit...

You Are Not a Backslider. You Are a Human Being Having a Hard Time.

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  We have a word for people who are struggling. We...

Here’s Why the Mormons Are Way Richer Than Us

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It’s not magic—it’s culture, structure, and theology. Members of...

Adventist Food

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Adventists Should Go First

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Ellen G. White started a health reform movement when...

Potluck Will Save The Church

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Theologians have failed us. The GC has (frequently) failed...

5 Polite Ways to Tell the Global Majority That the Adults Are Still Talking

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  A resource for institutions navigating the awkward gap between...

Breaking the Cycle of Adventist Blackmail

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In Adventist circles, everyone knows everyone else’s business—and sometimes...

Sabbath Observance

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Why Be Adventist When the Church Drives You Crazy?

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Honest answer? You probably have a list of reasons...

Which Sins Get Adventists Judged—and Which Get Them Promoted?

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In Adventist circles, we all know that not all...

Sometimes I Feel Like I Need a Sabbath from the Sabbath

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  I love my church. I’m all in. I want...

Trying to Preserve Adventism Is Ensuring Its Demise

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Much of our energy today is spent worrying about...

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