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We’re Not a Cult… We’re Just Theologically Spicy

The cult label gets thrown at Adventists because we’re different. Saturday worship. State of the dead. The investigative judgment. We get it — we’re theologically spicy. But different isn’t dangerous....
Evangelism

Friendship Isn’t a Mission Field

When people talk about “friendship evangelism,” it often feels like they mean one-way outreach—befriending someone mainly to share your faith. Don’t get me wrong: I’m 100% for sharing the...
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What If Pastors Had Public Report Cards?

Every Adventist kid remembers report card day. The quiet tension. The careful unfolding of the paper. The hopeful search for an A that proves your late-night studying actually meant something. But here’s...
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When Ellen Put James on Ice

Forget the image of Adventist pioneers singing hymns on every carriage ride. Ellen G. White and James White had their frosty moments. As Gilbert...
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Is It Time to Say Goodbye to Ellen White?

There’s a question that feels increasingly unavoidable in Adventism’s current moment—maybe even a perfectly acceptable one at this point in our history: What do we...
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If Your Theology Doesn’t Reduce Anxiety, People Will Find One That Does

An anxious generation will not be discipled by a fearful church. We are living in an age of burnout, rising depression, economic instability, and constant...
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We’re Talking About the Wrong Things and it’s Costing Adventism its Future

Every generation has its theological debates. That’s not new. Still, something feels off. Some of our conversations don’t seem to reach the places people are actually...

Adventist Culture

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In Defense of Adventism

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  Adventism is worth defending. Not the messy parts we...

Do You Ever Wonder Whether Adventist Satire Is Misunderstood by People Who Don’t Know the Church from the Inside?

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Absolutely. That’s probably the central risk of doing satire...

Adventists Say They’d Feel Much Better If His Name Was “Good Bunny”

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SILVER SPRING, MD — A growing number of Adventists...

Conference Officials Remind Members That “The Investigative Judgment” Does Not Apply to Your Neighbor’s Choice of Lawn Ornament

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  TAKOMA PARK, MD — Conference officials issued a gentle...

Adventist Food

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Can This Church Tell the Truth About Itself Without Panicking?

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Young Adventists aren’t asking a hundred different questions. They’re...

Church Shouldn’t Feel Like Walking on Eggshells

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Somewhere along the way, church became a place where...

Why So Many Adventists Think They’re Being Loving—and Aren’t

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Most Adventists genuinely believe they’re being loving. That’s what...

Epstein Files Reveal He Repeatedly Complained About Unsolicited Copies of The Great Controversy Appearing at His Properties

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U.S. — Among the thousands of pages released in...

Sabbath Observance

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Would Adventist Leaders Be in Better Shape If They Actually Believed the Health Message?

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Long before Blue Zones were trendy, we were warning...

Why do people leave Adventism relieved—and why don’t we want to hear that?

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When people leave Adventism, many describe something unexpected: relief. Not...

Adventist prays for sun to stand still so she can finish her Friday chores

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LONDON, England --- An Adventist woman paused in prayer...

Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

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NAMPA, Idaho --- In an attempt to counter secular...

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