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Why So Many Adventists Think They’re Being Loving—and Aren’t

Most Adventists genuinely believe they’re being loving. That’s what makes this so tricky. Few wake up thinking, “I hope I make someone feel small today.” And yet, many people...
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Epstein Files Reveal He Repeatedly Complained About Unsolicited Copies of The Great Controversy Appearing at His Properties

U.S. — Among the thousands of pages released in the latest tranche of Epstein-related documents, investigators and journalists stumbled upon an unexpected recurring grievance: Jeffrey Epstein’s relentless irritation over...
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You’re Not Falling Apart — You’re Just Living in a Broken World

Let’s be honest. Some days feel less like walking with Jesus and more like being dragged behind the chariot. You prayed. You tried. You even refrained from correcting someone’s theology online. And...
Peculiar People

Why Adventists Think They’re Different (and Why That Can Be Good)

Yes, Adventists are different. We wake up early on Saturdays, obsess over prophecy like it’s a Netflix series, and talk about the Second Coming...
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Adventist College Replaces DEI Officer With Suggestion Box

In a bold move toward administrative efficiency, a major Adventist college has officially replaced its Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion officer with a single suggestion...
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Trump Tells NATO: “Iron and Clay Feet? No Way They Can Defend Greenland!”

  WASHINGTON, D.C. — US President Donald Trump delivered a fiery briefing to NATO officials today, warning that Europe’s “iron and clay feet” are completely...
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Does BarelyAdventist Hate the Church?

Between the satire, the memes, the open questions, the essays, the sharp takes, and everything else we publish, there are people who genuinely believe...

Adventist Culture

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Why Counting Baptisms May Be the Least Honest Metric We Have

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Let’s start here: when someone chooses to follow Jesus,...

God Is Not a Sadist

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God’s ideal is clear: a loving, faithful, life-giving marriage....

Should We Be Embarrassed That Jesus Isn’t Back Yet?

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As Adventists, our story begins with embarrassment. The Great Disappointment...

Stop Calling Him Doubting Thomas

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  Stop Calling Him Doubting Thomas Somehow, Thomas ended up with...

Adventist Food

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Is It Time to Say Goodbye to Ellen White?

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There’s a question that feels increasingly unavoidable in Adventism’s...

Overthink 2026 (On Purpose)

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We’re all thinking about 2026. The year is here...

Attention, Adventist Digital Creators

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There has never been a better time to be...

If the pioneers were allowed to be wrong and grow, why are we not?

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Every institution eventually faces a choice: protect its story,...

Sabbath Observance

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When Life Drains You, This Is the Reminder You Actually Need

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  Let’s not sugarcoat it: some days, life feels like...

Is BarelyAdventist Liberal or Conservative?

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Labels like liberal, conservative, progressive, or historical get thrown...

You’re Not Behind—You’re Just Not Living the Life You Imagined at 22

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Let’s say the quiet part out loud: a lot...

If You’re Exhausted, Discouraged, and Over It… Read This First

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You’re not burned out. You’re burned through. You’ve been...

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