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Why This Generation Is Ready for an Adventism That Actually Listens

Somewhere between the church board debates, the youth room beanbags, and the forty-third “We’ve always done it this way,” something shifted. A whole generation of Adventists stopped waiting to...
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How Should Adventists Engage LGBTQ People If We Genuinely Want to Look Like Jesus?

If Jesus showed up at church next Sabbath, a few well-meaning Adventists would probably rush over with a clipboard, whispering, “Um… Jesus… some of the people you brought are...
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Giving Tuesday: Laugh, Think, Support Barely Adventist

Friends, gather close:For the first time since 2014, when Barely Adventist launched, we’re doing a Giving Tuesday push — Tuesday, December 2, 2025 — because what we’ve built together has always...
Christmas

Why Adventists Absolutely Should Celebrate Christmas

Look, I know some Adventists treat December 25 like it’s the mark of the beast wrapped in tinsel, but hear me out…We SHOULD celebrate...
Church Life

Why Abundant Life Is Just as Important as Eternal Life (Yes, Really)

Many Adventists spend so much time thinking about eternity that they forget one small detail: this life matters too. Jesus didn’t just promise us life...
Ellen White

James Could Be a Jerk: Adventism’s Brilliant, Exhausting, Indispensable Pioneer

James White helped build the Seventh-day Adventist Church from a scattered, post-Millerite remnant into an actual movement with institutions, structure, and mission. Adventists believe...
Ellen White

Why We Still Love Our Founding Mother (Even When We Need a Deep Breath First)

Adventists have a complicated relationship with Ellen White. She’s our founding mother, our OG Adventist influencer, our 19th-century content creator who somehow managed to...

Adventist Culture

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Why Your Diet Dies at Every Sabbath Potluck

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Adventist potlucks were never designed for your personal wellness...

Why Are Adventists So Fascinated With Freemasons? Asking for a friend with a stack of Amazing Facts DVDs.

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If you’ve spent more than seven minutes in Adventist...

Forget the Doctrinal Wars—A New Adventism Is Rising

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The balance of power in Adventism is shifting. The...

Loma Linda Haystack Joint Awarded Three Michelin Stars

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LOMA LINDA, Calif. — In news that has absolutely...

Adventist Food

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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Adventist Edition

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Adventists are a special breed: committed, passionate, and often...

Beware of Adventist Hijackers

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These are the voices in our church who try...

Adventists, Being Right, and the Holy Gift of ‘Hmm… Maybe Not?’”

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If Adventists had an official spiritual gift beyond potluck...

The Brownie Betrayal: Spotting Carob from a Mile Away

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Before you even take a bite, your senses can...

Sabbath Observance

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You Are Never Ready for the Sabbath

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Real talk: nobody is ever truly “ready” for the...

God Wants You To Be Less Hard on Yourself

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Somewhere along the way, a lot of us picked...

The Case for Going to Church

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(Yes… even if your local congregation feels like it’s...

How Do We Feel About Church Discipline?

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A friend of mine was disfellowshipped for having a...

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