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Did Ellen White ever change her mind on things?

Yes. Ellen White’s understanding grew across six decades of ministry. Adventist historians usually speak of three kinds of change: clearer wording, progressive development of “present truth,” and a few...
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Adventist Status Symbols

We say Adventism doesn’t do status. God doesn’t play favorites. Everybody stands on the same floor. Then Sabbath comes, and somehow you can still tell who is impressing whom. 1. The...
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Do Adventists think they are the only ones going to heaven?

No. Salvation is not a denominational VIP pass—it’s through Jesus Christ alone, by grace through faith. We believe the Bible makes it clear: eternal life comes from trusting Him as Savior,...
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When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really talk about. It’s when you realise you’ve done everything expected of a “good Adventist”… and yet...
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Hope is a Strategy

And in Adventism, we even have a theme song for it—“We Have This Hope.”...
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The Cost of Being Right All the Time

  One of the real strengths of Adventism is that it takes truth seriously. Doctrine matters. Belief matters. Conviction matters. A church without conviction does...
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Adventism’s Hidden Class System: Who Gets Heard and Why

Every church says it listens to everyone. But every church develops a quiet hierarchy of who actually gets heard. Adventism is no exception. There’s no formal...

Adventist Culture

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Stop Treating “Do Not Worry” Like a Suggestion

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We’ve turned one of Jesus’ clearest commands into background...

Should We Shun Those Who Leave Adventism?

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In a lot of high-control religious spaces, shunning isn’t...

Why Be Adventist When the Church Drives You Crazy?

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Honest answer? You probably have a list of reasons...

Which Sins Get Adventists Judged—and Which Get Them Promoted?

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In Adventist circles, we all know that not all...

Adventist Food

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Trying to Preserve Adventism Is Ensuring Its Demise

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Much of our energy today is spent worrying about...

Do Adventist schools have to have Adventist teachers?

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My daughter goes to what I can honestly say...

Why I Love Toddler Group

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I’m pretty involved in my local church, but if...

Are You a Homeless Adventist?

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Not doctrinally. Not officially. Just… practically. You believe the message. You’re...

Sabbath Observance

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on...

Trump Renames Church Seventh-day American Church, Effective Immediately

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WASHINGTON — President Trump signed an executive order Thursday...

Should Women be Ordained as Adventist Pastors?

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The Seventh-day Adventist Church has wrestled with women’s ordination...

Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

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