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Caregiving Doesn’t Take Sabbaths Off

Sabbath is supposed to arrive like a clean break. Sunset Friday, the week’s machinery stops, and you remember that you are not the one holding the universe together. Then...
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Sword in One Hand, Trowel in the Other: An Adventist’s Focus in a Distracted Age

Ellen White wrote that the greatest want of the world is men and women who will not be bought or sold, who will stand for the right though the...
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Is Adventist Education Worth the Cost?

The invoice arrives and suddenly everyone becomes a theologian. We talk about eternity while staring at a number that could buy a reliable used car. Adventist school is rarely cheap,...
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Reasons to Love Adventism, Warts and All

I keep coming back to this. Jesus is the center. Salvation is by grace. You can keep Sabbath, eat clean, show up, tithe, know...
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Should Adventists decide where to give their tithe?

The official answer is no. Tithe is not a vote. It is not a grant. It is not your private lever for reforming Silver...
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12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And How to Survive Them)

12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And How to Survive Them) If you’ve been in an Adventist church longer than one potluck cycle,...
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Reasons some Adventists oppose women’s ordination and why they are wrong

The case against women pastors in Adventism is usually presented as simple fidelity. An elder must be the husband of one wife. Paul does...

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Should Women be Ordained as Adventist Pastors?

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The Seventh-day Adventist Church has wrestled with women’s ordination...

Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

Do Adventists think they are the only ones going to heaven?

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No. Salvation is not a denominational VIP pass—it’s through...

When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

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There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really...

Adventist Food

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Let’s Take Back Adventism

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Adventism wasn’t built by people who thought they had...

The Quiet Financial Anxiety We Refuse to Discuss in the Pews

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As Adventists, we can spend hours discussing prophecy, doctrine,...

Ministry Checkpoint Foils Ordination Attempt; Women Still Run Everything for Free

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Silver Spring, MD – Chaos erupted Tuesday at the...

Wishing for the World to End is Selfish

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Wishing for the World to End is Selfish In Adventist...

Sabbath Observance

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If the Bible Is Our Only Creed, Why Does Disagreeing With the 28 Still Cost You?

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The preamble is beautiful. Seventh-day Adventists accept the Bible...

How Do You Explain Ellen White to Other Christians?

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You do not start with “prophet.” That word lands...

This Guy Came Prepared

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This guy came prepared. He knew the sermon was...

Does Adventism Work Best When Members Are Afraid?

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I don’t think so. Fear has done a lot...

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