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The Quiet Financial Anxiety We Refuse to Discuss in the Pews

As Adventists, we can spend hours discussing prophecy, doctrine, and the signs of the times. Yet many of us struggle to have an honest conversation about something far more...
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Ministry Checkpoint Foils Ordination Attempt; Women Still Run Everything for Free

Silver Spring, MD – Chaos erupted Tuesday at the newly installed Ecclesiastical Security Checkpoint when a brazen female congregant attempted to smuggle “ordination” through the metal detector. The device exploded...
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Should We Shun Those Who Leave Adventism?

In a lot of high-control religious spaces, shunning isn’t unusual. Someone questions things, drifts, or leaves—and the temperature drops. The invites slow down. Conversations get a little shorter, a little more...
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Why Be Adventist When the Church Drives You Crazy?

Honest answer? You probably have a list of reasons to leave. Most of them are valid. The institutional self-protection. The debates that never land anywhere....
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Which Sins Get Adventists Judged—and Which Get Them Promoted?

In Adventist circles, we all know that not all sins are created equal. Get caught in adultery or stealing from the church, and you’re out...
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Are You a Homeless Adventist?

Not doctrinally. Not officially. Just… practically. You believe the message. You’re not trying to leave. But somewhere between the edges, you stopped feeling like you fully...
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The Hymnal Knew Things Contemporary Worship Forgot

There’s a theological argument buried in the index of the Seventh-day Adventist Hymnal that contemporary worship music never bothered to have. Not because the old...

Adventist Culture

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Forty-Two Percent of Everyone Who Joins Us Eventually Leaves. Let’s Talk About That.

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That’s not a rounding error. That’s a pattern. Since 1965,...

Doubt Doesn’t Break Your Faith. Pretending Does.

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Nobody leaves Adventism because they asked too many questions. They...

Prayer Is Not a Prescription. (God Made Therapists Too.)

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Somewhere along the way we decided that struggling Christians...

The Resurrection Didn’t Need a Ham Dinner to Be Real

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Every spring, Adventists perform a quiet liturgy of our...

Adventist Food

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Your Gay Kid Didn’t Leave Because of the World. They Left Because of Us.

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We told the story wrong for decades. The version we...

Ellen Was a Sick Teenage Girl Who Changed the World. Don’t Underestimate What You Have.

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She was nine years old when a rock hit...

You Are Not a Backslider. You Are a Human Being Having a Hard Time.

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  We have a word for people who are struggling. We...

Here’s Why the Mormons Are Way Richer Than Us

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It’s not magic—it’s culture, structure, and theology. Members of...

Sabbath Observance

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Flood Ruins Short-Term Mission Trip/Vacation

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by Our Pastoral Correspondence Staff Noah Zark MISSION COORDINATOR Elder Sterling...

Can You Actually Prepare for the End Times?

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There’s a whole subculture in Adventism that treats the...

The Great Disappointment 2.0: Finding Out Catholics Actually Like Jesus Too

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  Growing up Adventist, the "Great Controversy" worldview doesn’t just...

Stop Treating “Do Not Worry” Like a Suggestion

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We’ve turned one of Jesus’ clearest commands into background...

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