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Is the General Conference Too Powerful?

Depends who you ask, and whether their union just lost a vote. On paper, a General Conference session is the highest authority in the Seventh-day Adventist Church under God. Then...
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Pastor Search Committee Seeks Spirit-Filled Shepherd, Willing to Relocate, Spouse Employed, Children Decorative

After eleven months, four seasons of prayer and one walkout over the hymnal question, the search committee has finalized its job description. The ideal candidate will preach like Elijah, visit...
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Should the Adventist Church Apologize for How It Treats Divorced People?

Adventists do apologize, eventually. In 2005 German and Austrian leaders confessed that Adventists had shut out fellow citizens of Jewish origin under the Nazis. In 2015 the Lake Union apologized to...
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Caregiving Doesn’t Take Sabbaths Off

Sabbath is supposed to arrive like a clean break. Sunset Friday, the week’s machinery stops, and you remember that you are not the one...
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Sword in One Hand, Trowel in the Other: An Adventist’s Focus in a Distracted Age

Ellen White wrote that the greatest want of the world is men and women who will not be bought or sold, who will stand...
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Free Breath Mints, and Other Things That Would Make Sabbath Morning Even More Awesome

Sabbath morning in most Adventist churches still runs like a single-track railway. You arrive, you sit, you stand, you sit again, and by noon...
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Does God Have a Problem With Adventist Women’s Trousers?

I recently saw a graphic that treated women’s trousers like a last-day apostasy test. A remnant warning sat on top. Feminism and spiritualism were...

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Should Adventists decide where to give their tithe?

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The official answer is no. Tithe is not a...

How to set someone straight like an Adventist

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First you tell them you have been praying. That...

Things Adventists Find Hot

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We notice a good-looking person the same way anybody...

Did Ellen White ever change her mind on things?

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Yes. Ellen White’s understanding grew across six decades of...

Adventist Food

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12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And How to Survive Them)

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12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And...

Reasons some Adventists oppose women’s ordination and why they are wrong

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The case against women pastors in Adventism is usually...

Does the Adventist Church have close ties to the UN?

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Since 1985 the General Conference has held special consultative...

8 Things You Cannot Say in Sabbath School Without Starting a Fight

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“Ellen White was a product of her time.” The...

Sabbath Observance

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Do Adventists Believe in Ghosts?

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Not the kind that used to be your uncle. Seventh-day...

Should Adventists Drink Coffee?

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Ellen White’s counsel on tea and coffee was direct....

Should Adventists Support the Death Penalty?

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There is no official Adventist yes or no. Anyone...

Should Adventists Be the Loudest Voice for Vaccines Right Now?

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On September 30, Pennsylvania reported its fifth measles-associated death...

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