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Breaking the Cycle of Adventist Blackmail

In Adventist circles, everyone knows everyone else’s business—and sometimes that knowledge becomes power. Blackmail here isn’t mobsters in dark alleys; it’s gossip, selective judgment, and the quiet threat of...
Peculiar People

We’re Not a Cult… We’re Just Theologically Spicy

The cult label gets thrown at Adventists because we’re different. Saturday worship. State of the dead. The investigative judgment. We get it — we’re theologically spicy. But different isn’t dangerous....
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Christian intimacy book, “The Adventist Missionary Position,” hits shelves

NAMPA, Idaho --- In an attempt to counter secular guides to marriage intimacy, Pacific Press has released "The Adventist Missionary Position." The publisher bills the book as being "jam-packed with helpful...
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What If Pastors Had Public Report Cards?

Every Adventist kid remembers report card day. The quiet tension. The careful unfolding of the paper. The hopeful search for an A that proves...
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When Ellen Put James on Ice

Forget the image of Adventist pioneers singing hymns on every carriage ride. Ellen G. White and James White had their frosty moments. As Gilbert...
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The Gap Between Truth and Connection: Why People Aren’t Feeling Adventism

Here’s a confession many Adventist leaders won’t make in public: we can be theologically right and relationally catastrophic at the same time. We have the...
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If Your Theology Doesn’t Reduce Anxiety, People Will Find One That Does

An anxious generation will not be discipled by a fearful church. We are living in an age of burnout, rising depression, economic instability, and constant...

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Anxiety Doesn’t Mean You’re Bad at Trusting God

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Somewhere along the way, many of us absorbed the...

In Defense of Adventism

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  Adventism is worth defending. Not the messy parts we...

Do You Ever Wonder Whether Adventist Satire Is Misunderstood by People Who Don’t Know the Church from the Inside?

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Absolutely. That’s probably the central risk of doing satire...

Adventists Say They’d Feel Much Better If His Name Was “Good Bunny”

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SILVER SPRING, MD — A growing number of Adventists...

Adventist Food

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Frustrated Millennial Realizes “Dating Within the Faith” Limits Options to Her Third Cousin and the Guy Who Still Wears a Tie-Dye Revelation Seminar Shirt

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COLLEGE PLACE, WA — Local Adventist millennial Hannah R....

Can This Church Tell the Truth About Itself Without Panicking?

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Young Adventists aren’t asking a hundred different questions. They’re...

Church Shouldn’t Feel Like Walking on Eggshells

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Somewhere along the way, church became a place where...

Why So Many Adventists Think They’re Being Loving—and Aren’t

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Most Adventists genuinely believe they’re being loving. That’s what...

Sabbath Observance

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Superstitious Church leaders scrap 13th Sabbath tradition

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SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In a dramatic shift for...

Would Adventist Leaders Be in Better Shape If They Actually Believed the Health Message?

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Long before Blue Zones were trendy, we were warning...

Why do people leave Adventism relieved—and why don’t we want to hear that?

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When people leave Adventism, many describe something unexpected: relief. Not...

Adventist prays for sun to stand still so she can finish her Friday chores

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LONDON, England --- An Adventist woman paused in prayer...

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