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In North America, the Growing Church Often Speaks Spanish. The Platform Often Does Not.

The North American Division has no majority group. Its 2024 survey found members were 33 percent white, 30 percent Black, 23 percent Hispanic, 7 percent Asian, 2 percent Pacific...
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Would Adventism Be Stronger, Weaker, or Just Different Without Ellen White?

Take Ellen White out of Adventist history and the first thing you lose is the glue. In 1844 the Millerites were a scattered, heartbroken crowd. A teenage girl from...
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The Quiet Exodus of Burned-Out Pastors

Your pastor preached about rest last Sabbath. Then he went home and answered emails. Nobody is leaving Adventist ministry over theology. They're leaving over exhaustion. Research on our own pastors keeps finding...
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Deconstruction Isn’t the Enemy. Shame Is.

Adventism likes to pretend it was born finished. It wasn’t. It was born mid-argument, after a public mistake, and it stayed alive by changing...
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The Pastor’s Kid Problem

Nobody applies for the job of pastor's kid. It arrives with the moving boxes — a new town, a new school, and a congregation...
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How Do You Explain Ellen White to Other Christians?

You do not start with “prophet.” That word lands like a brick. Most Protestants assume the gift packed up after Revelation and anyone claiming...
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This Guy Came Prepared

This guy came prepared. He knew the sermon was going to be long. He wanted to be with his people—same pews, same Sabbath, same...

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Did Ellen White ever change her mind on things?

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Yes. Ellen White’s understanding grew across six decades of...

Adventist Status Symbols

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We say Adventism doesn’t do status. God doesn’t play...

12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And How to Survive Them)

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12 Common Trap Questions From Nosy Church Members (And...

Reasons some Adventists oppose women’s ordination and why they are wrong

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The case against women pastors in Adventism is usually...

Adventist Food

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8 Things You Cannot Say in Sabbath School Without Starting a Fight

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“Ellen White was a product of her time.” The...

Do Adventist Hospitals Perform Abortions?

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Rarely. Almost never for the reasons people assume. The church’s...

Why People Leave Adventism (and Why Some Come Back)

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Most people don’t leave Adventism in a dramatic exit....

Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on...

Sabbath Observance

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Should Adventists Be the Loudest Voice for Vaccines Right Now?

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On September 30, Pennsylvania reported its fifth measles-associated death...

Should the Adventist Church Apologize for How It Treats Divorced People?

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Adventists do apologize, eventually. In 2005 German and Austrian...

Caregiving Doesn’t Take Sabbaths Off

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Sabbath is supposed to arrive like a clean break....

Sword in One Hand, Trowel in the Other: An Adventist’s Focus in a Distracted Age

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Ellen White wrote that the greatest want of the...

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