BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to the Andrews University Dietetics Department, the greatest source of shame in the Adventist experience is the prospect of leaving a potluck with a dish you Read more […]
GRANITE BAY, Calif. — Television and internet ministry Amazing Facts is looking to hire an illustrator that can draw “Marvel-Studios-scary beasts.” The ministry said it was looking for Read more […]
SILVER SPRING, Md. — TikTok native Ben Streemur was a logical recruit to the GC’s digital evangelism initiative when he finished college last summer. Graduating with a theology and marketing Read more […]
BERKSHIRE, England — A Newbold Church committee meeting (still in session) has just set a Guinness Record for the longest meeting on record. The committee was originally called to discuss Read more […]
RICKETY SHED, Mich. — Members of Graceless SDA Church took matters into their own hands last Sabbath as Ben Masnomenos, a particularly disliked deacon, tried to go for potluck seconds before Read more […]
ST. LOUIS, Mo.— General Conference Session delegates are gearing up to vote on an issue that threatens to divide the denomination: the chips used in haystacks. Delegates are choosing between Read more […]
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — In remarks immediately following news of his re-election to a third term as General Conference President, Ted Wilson changed the 2022 GC Session theme song from “There is Read more […]
ST. LOUIS, Mo. — For the first time in history, a female has been elected president of the General Conference. Little Debbie won the position by a landslide vote of nominating committee Read more […]
COLD SNAP, Mich. — Pastor Des Tibbitts of Cold Snap SDA is out of a job after preaching a sermon on “Contagious Faith” to a dumbfounded congregation last Sabbath. Eyewitnesses from last Read more […]
SILVER SRING, Md. — In anticipation of a sparsely-attended General Conference Session this summer, church leadership has changed its I Will Go strategic plan slogan to something more feasible: Read more […]
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