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Should Adventists Drink Coffee?

Ellen White’s counsel on tea and coffee was direct. She treated both as stimulants that excite the nerves, give a short burst of energy, and leave the body depleted....
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Should Adventists Support the Death Penalty?

There is no official Adventist yes or no. Anyone selling you one is selling a slogan. Start with the obvious. The church does not execute. It has no gallows, no...
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If the Bible Is Our Only Creed, Why Does Disagreeing With the 28 Still Cost You?

The preamble is beautiful. Seventh-day Adventists accept the Bible as their only creed. The 28 Fundamental Beliefs merely describe how the church currently reads Scripture. They can be revised when the...
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How Do You Explain Ellen White to Other Christians?

You do not start with “prophet.” That word lands like a brick. Most Protestants assume the gift packed up after Revelation and anyone claiming...
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This Guy Came Prepared

This guy came prepared. He knew the sermon was going to be long. He wanted to be with his people—same pews, same Sabbath, same...
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How to set someone straight like an Adventist

First you tell them you have been praying. That part is almost always true. Then you mention the burden. The burden is never your...
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Things Adventists Find Hot

We notice a good-looking person the same way anybody does. Then the rest of the criteria arrive, and they are oddly precise. No tattoos. No...

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Do Adventist Hospitals Perform Abortions?

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Rarely. Almost never for the reasons people assume. The church’s...

Why People Leave Adventism (and Why Some Come Back)

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Most people don’t leave Adventism in a dramatic exit....

Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning?

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Should Adventist Churches Serve Coffee on Sabbath Morning? Coffee on...

Trump Renames Church Seventh-day American Church, Effective Immediately

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WASHINGTON — President Trump signed an executive order Thursday...

Adventist Food

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Is it a Sin to Eat Out on Sabbath?

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Seventh-day Adventists take Sabbath seriously—from Friday sunset to Saturday...

Do Adventists think they are the only ones going to heaven?

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No. Salvation is not a denominational VIP pass—it’s through...

When Being a “Good Adventist” Starts Pushing You Away from Jesus

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There’s a moment a lot of Adventists don’t really...

Hope is a Strategy

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Sabbath Observance

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The Pastor’s Kid Problem

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Nobody applies for the job of pastor's kid. It...

Should Adventists Apologize for the Things Their Church Got Wrong?

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We like to claim the schools, the hospitals, the...

Free Breath Mints, and Other Things That Would Make Sabbath Morning Even More Awesome

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Sabbath morning in most Adventist churches still runs like...

Does God Have a Problem With Adventist Women’s Trousers?

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I recently saw a graphic that treated women’s trousers...

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