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Loma Linda Researchers Discover Carob is Still Disgusting
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers at Loma Linda University have officially confirmed that carob remains about as appetizing as chewing on cardboard, despite its much-touted health benefits.
Carob, the bane...
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Adventist Couple Celebrates Freedom from Caffeine on Independence Day
LOMA LINDA, Calif. - While most Americans celebrated their nation's independence on July 4th, the Johnsons of Loma Linda took the opportunity to commemorate...
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4,400-Year-Old Tomb Proves Egyptians Hated Carob Too
CAIRO, Egypt --- Archaeologists in Egypt have found what they are calling "definitive proof that carob was as disgusting in ancient times as it...
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Lawmakers Demand to Know Kavanaugh’s Stance on Carob
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Lawmakers spent the bulk of today's confirmation hearings grilling Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh regarding his views on carob.
The politicians...
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Supreme Court rules that carob is not a food
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- In a landmark ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled that carob "simply is not a food."
The anonymous ruling brings...
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Trump slaps 28% tax on sales of carob
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Donald Trump has announced a new 28% tax on all sales of carob.
"There is no way we can make America great...
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TSA bans “toxic” carob from passenger carry-ons
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has added carob products to it's ever-expanding list of items banned from flight passenger carry-ons.
Calling carob...
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Dwight Nelson: “8th thing God hates is carob”
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In a passionately-delivered sermon this Sabbath, Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson claimed that the eight thing God hates...
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Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Adventists are preparing to launch their most effective anti-Halloween weapon to date: carob.
Although church leaders have tried a number of...
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Carob M&M’s hit stores
MCLEAN, Va. --- Mars Incorporated, parent company of the popular chocolate candy brand M&M's, has launched a new carob version of the treat.
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Crafty Adventist mom serves up great disappointment
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- Sabbath School crafts enthusiast and Adventist mother of three, Ricci Sima rushed out of her house earlier today claiming she...