LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers at Loma Linda University have officially confirmed that carob remains about as appetizing as chewing on cardboard, despite its much-touted health benefits. Carob, Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. – While most Americans celebrated their nation’s independence on July 4th, the Johnsons of Loma Linda took the opportunity to commemorate a different kind of freedom – their liberation Read more […]
CAIRO, Egypt — Archaeologists in Egypt have found what they are calling “definitive proof that carob was as disgusting in ancient times as it is now.” The proof was found in a recently-discovered Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers spent the bulk of today’s confirmation hearings grilling Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh regarding his views on carob. The politicians took turns asking Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark ruling, the United States Supreme Court has ruled that carob “simply is not a food.” The anonymous ruling brings to an end decades of controversy as fans Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump has announced a new 28% tax on all sales of carob. “There is no way we can make America great again if we have that terrible, FAKE chocolate killing our taste Read more […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has added carob products to it’s ever-expanding list of items banned from flight passenger carry-ons. Calling carob “demonstrably Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — In a passionately-delivered sermon this Sabbath, Pioneer Memorial Church Senior Pastor Dwight Nelson claimed that the eight thing God hates is carob. After rattling Read more […]
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Adventists are preparing to launch their most effective anti-Halloween weapon to date: carob. Although church leaders have tried a number of approaches in the war on Read more […]
MCLEAN, Va. — Mars Incorporated, parent company of the popular chocolate candy brand M&M’s, has launched a new carob version of the treat. Carob M&M’s will at first be product tested Read more […]
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