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caffeine
Andrews Theological Seminary
Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car
ST. JOSEPH, Mich. --- What was supposed to be a morning flaunt with a certain sinful caffeinated beverage turned into a lesson from God...
Ben Carson
Adventist Church exempts sleepy Ben Carson from caffeine ban
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In an absolute first for the Adventist Church, world leaders have come to a majority decision to allow a caffeine...
Coffee
General Conference pays for Alamodome Starbucks employees’ vacation
SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Employees of the Alamodome Starbucks stores are ecstatic over an agreement made with the Seventh-day Adventist Church. During the General...
Adventist Culture
Slide Show: Stuff Adventists feel guilty about
Adventist are a peculiar people with some peculiar things that can make them squirm.