Monday, June 23, 2025
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caffeine

Over-caffeinated Andrews seminarian thinks God crashed his car

ST. JOSEPH, Mich. --- What was supposed to be a morning flaunt with a certain sinful caffeinated beverage turned into a lesson from God...

Adventist Church exempts sleepy Ben Carson from caffeine ban

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In an absolute first for the Adventist Church, world leaders have come to a majority decision to allow a caffeine...

General Conference pays for Alamodome Starbucks employees’ vacation

SAN ANTONIO, Texas --- Employees of the Alamodome Starbucks stores are ecstatic over an agreement made with the Seventh-day Adventist Church. During the General...

Slide Show: Stuff Adventists feel guilty about

Adventist are a peculiar people with some peculiar things that can make them squirm.