Starbucks Releases GC-Branded Mugs
SILVER SPRING, MD. — This week Starbucks launched a new line of drinkware in Silver Spring, Maryland. Instead of branding mugs with the name of the city, the coffee giant decided instead to Read more […]
Category: Coffee
Postum Addicts Anonymous Holds Inaugural Meeting at GC
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Hundreds of General Conference officials streamed into the inaugural meeting of the newly-formed Postum Addicts Anonymous this morning. “There’s no shame in admitting Read more […]
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Adventist Asks: Should I Say Grace in Starbucks?
ADVENTIST WORLD — Seattle believer Joe Taza brought a troubling question to his Adventist friends on Facebook recently: should one say grace in Starbucks? “I’m ordering and consuming Read more […]
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Badventist builds hidden pantry for coffee products
ADVENTIST WORLD – A diagnosed Badventist rushed to complete the finishing touches on the construction of a hidden pantry this Friday afternoon. Anxious to get the job done before sunset, Mocco Read more […]
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New NAD headquarters to feature fully decaf Starbucks store
COLUMBIA, Md. — The new headquarters for the North American Division of the Adventist Church will house the first fully-decaf Starbucks store in the world. Slated to open next month, the Read more […]
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Adventist Camp Meeting Reports “Tremendous Revival” After Accidentally Serving Real Coffee
SLEEPY HOLLOW, Colo. — A Rocky Mountain Conference camp meeting reported a “tremendous revival” today with crowds of Adventist talking, singing and preaching excitedly at an energy level never Read more […]
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Adventists launch caffeine-free COFEFE
BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Adventist Church has launched COFEFE, a new “presidentially-inspired, caffeine-free drink that trumps all other coffee substitutes on the market.” The Read more […]
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“Let It Go” chosen as Adventist coffee-quitting anthem
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The song “Let It Go” from 2013 Disney animated film Frozen, has been chosen by the Adventist Church as its official coffee -quitting anthem. “Just as Elsa had to let Read more […]
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Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf
SEATTLE, Wash. — Starbucks founder and CEO Howard Schultz has announced that the worldwide coffee shop chain will only serve decaffeinated beverages, effective immediately. The founder confessed Read more […]
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GC hacks Starbucks’ servers to catch Adventist account holders
SILVER SPRING, Md. — According to documents leaked this morning, a determined team of General Conference hackers has succeeded in downloading all names from Starbucks Rewards customer loyalty Read more […]
