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Satire: Sabbath School Class Reaches Actual Lesson With Four Minutes to Spare
ANYWHERE, U.S.A. A local Sabbath School class made history this week by reaching the actual lesson with four full minutes to spare, members confirmed.
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Satire: Local Man Reserves Entire Pew Using One Hymnal, Two Jackets and a Strategically Placed Bible
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDWEST. A longtime member arrived 45 minutes before Sabbath School this week and successfully claimed an entire pew using one hymnal,...
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Why Is Money So Hard to Talk About at Church?
On most Sabbaths, money comes up once, when the offering plate goes by. Meanwhile the family two rows back may be choosing between rent...
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7 Ways to Show Up When Someone at Church Is Grieving
The funeral ends, the casseroles stop, and a few weeks later the grieving person walks back into church alone. That is often when the...
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A Faith That Can Survive Doubt
Doubt arrives in different ways. A prayer goes unanswered for years, or a teaching that once felt solid starts to wobble. Many Adventists quietly...
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10 Questions You Are Allowed to Ask in Sabbath School
Many Adventists grew up sensing that certain questions were off limits in Sabbath School. Ask the wrong one and the room goes quiet, or...
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Keeping Sabbath When You Work Shifts
The new schedule comes out, and there it is again: a Friday night shift, then Sabbath morning on the ward. Nurses, paramedics, caregivers, security...
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Things Adventists Should Focus on That Aren’t Fear-Driven
Fear can feel like faithfulness. Many Adventists grew up with charts of end-time events, warnings about the mark of the beast and a quiet...
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