Signs You’re a Filipino Adventist
“It’s more fun in the Philippines” is more than a tourism slogan. It applies to going to church Adventist Filipino-style as well. Here are some signs you’re a Filipino Adventist: You have Read more […]
Worst Adventist Committees
We Adventists are big on our committees and spend a disproportionate amount of our time on them. Here are some of the ones to avoid if you can: Church Board Many an agonizing, unproductive Read more […]
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3 Angels Balloon Shot Down
TUMBLEWEED, Calif. – The United States Air Force shot down a standard issue General Conference Three Angels hot air balloon over a rural area of Central California earlier today. As the balloon Read more […]
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Signs You Went to Andrews
You know you went to Andrews University when… You think nothing of walking through a blizzard to get to dinner Nobody will defend southwest Michigan’s weather. It’s pretty intense most of Read more […]
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9 Kinds of Adventist Bachelor
You’re on the lookout for a suitable Adventist man. It helps to know your options. Here are a few that tend to bubble up: Unmarried 40-something These tend to be single for a reason, not Read more […]
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7 Adventist Potluck Dishes Ranked According to Awesomeness
Sabbath is coming and you BETTER bring something good to potluck. Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too Read more […]
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15 Reasons to be Adventist
As much as it can be good to have a healthy sense of humor about your faith and avoid taking yourself too seriously, it’s also helpful to think carefully about why you’re an Adventist. Here Read more […]
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Top 7 Adventist Addictions
We Adventists love few things more than fighting addiction. We want everyone to quit smoking, drinking and (depending on how strict we are) coffee. But here are a few things we ourselves are hooked Read more […]
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Andrews Seminary Moves To Nursing Building To “Streamline Courtship”
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. — One of newer buildings on the Andrews University campus has been completely abandoned. All Seventh-day Adventist Theological Seminary classes have been moved to Marsh Hall, Read more […]
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Mandatory: Cooking Lessons For Underperforming Potluck Contributors
ADVENTIST WORLD – As of this coming Sunday morning, every Adventist member that consistently turns up to potluck with dishes deemed “underperforming” by 50% or more of their church board, will Read more […]
