Local Elder Mistakes Sermon Notes for Shopping List, Preaches About Almond Milk

In a mix-up at Nutsberry Seventh-day Adventist Church last Sabbath, Elder John Smith accidentally grabbed his wife’s shopping list instead of his sermon notes. The congregation was treated to an unexpectedly Read more […]

10 Reactions You Get When You Say You Are Seventh-day Adventist

1. The Cult Crusader: “Wait, Seventh-day Adventist? Isn’t that a cult?” They immediately start searching for the nearest exit, fearing you might try to indoctrinate them into your secret society Read more […]