Potluck
Local Church Introduces New ‘Plausible Deniability Potluck’ Where No One Knows Who Brought What
In a revolutionary approach to Adventist fellowship dining, the Pleasant Valley SDA Church has introduced a groundbreaking "Plausible Deniability Potluck" system designed to protect the identities of culinary contributors...
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Church Social Committee Faces Backlash After Scheduling Event That Doesn’t Involve Food
SILVER SPRING, Maryland — The Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church Social Committee is facing unprecedented criticism after announcing their latest event: a poetry reading...
Potluck
Entire Congregation Blows Diet at Poltuck
Everyone at Setbacks Seventh-day Adventist Church abandoned their summer health kick during last Sabbath's potluck.
The church, known for its kale smoothie socials and tofu...
Potluck
Adventist College Kid Picking Church Fully Based On Quality of Potluck
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire...
Adventist Food
Adventist Who Claims “Calories Don’t Count on Sabbath” Not Exactly Counting Them Any Other Day Either
Riverside, Calif. - Local church member Brian Lendell is facing scrutiny after making his signature "calories don't count on Sabbath" claim once again at...
Potluck
Member Who Brought Actual Chicken to Church Potluck Suddenly VIP
At Eden Springs Adventist Church’s potluck, local church pianist Kay F Cee’s decision to break the vegetarian tradition by bringing actual chicken won her...
Potluck
End Times Sermon Interrupted by Member Asking if Potluck is Still On
Pastor Bartholomew Thompson's sermon on the impending apocalypse took a dramatic nosedive this Sabbath, thanks to an unexpected inquiry from the congregation. As Thompson...
Potluck
Greek-speaking Widow Leaves 1-Star Review For Early Church Potluck
Jerusalem - Sister Demetria, a Greek-speaking widow, has sent shockwaves through the early Christian community by leaving a scathing one-star review of a recent...
Adventist Food
Ways To Ruin a Tofu Potluck Dish
Tofu dishes can work out great for potluck, but let's face it – given a tight pre-Sabbath Friday afternoon even the best of us...
Fundamental Beliefs
Potluck Miraculously Solves Adventist Differences
SLURP, Mich. — In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Adventist Quirks and Quibbles (IAQQ), researchers have found that the vast majority...
Potluck
British Union Conference Plans to Expose Churches With Worst Potlucks
WATFORD, England —The British Union Conference of the Seventh-day Adventists has set its sights on a matter of utmost importance: lackluster potlucks. In an...