Veganism
Loma Linda Scientists Create Vegan Substitute So Realistic, Vegans Refuse to Eat It
Researchers at Loma Linda University's School of Public Health have unveiled a new vegan substitute so convincing that even die-hard vegans are questioning their life choices.
Dr. Mia Plantlover, lead...
Vegetarianism
Adventist Veggie Meat Alternatives Now 100% Indistinguishable From Cardboard
LOMA LINDA, Calif. - NEWSTART Foods announced today that after years of research and development, their line of vegetarian meat substitutes has achieved complete...
Potluck
Member Who Brought Actual Chicken to Church Potluck Suddenly VIP
At Eden Springs Adventist Church’s potluck, local church pianist Kay F Cee’s decision to break the vegetarian tradition by bringing actual chicken won her...
Loma Linda University
Loma Linda University releases tick that makes you vegetarian
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- A team of Adventist ultravegetarians, some random hikers and several senior Loma Linda University biologists have successfully engineered a tick...
Southern Adventist University
US News and World Report Declares Southern Best College to Find Vegetarian Spouse
Collegedale, Tenn. --- For the first time ever, US News and World Report has ranked schools in view of their ability to provide students...
Coronavirus
Turkeys Urge Americans Not To Travel For Thanksgiving
UNITED STATES —— Turkeys across the United States have warned Americans of the extreme dangers of traveling for Thanksgiving this year.
“Don’t risk your health...
Union College
Stuck Inside All Day? Watch Union College Students Try Veggie Meat Uncooked Straight Out Of The Can
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EZghRrxbPsE&feature=youtu.be#dialog
Thanks to the Union College Communication Program for letting us share this stomach-churning video!
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Adventist Book Center
Ben Carson Begs Adventists To Stop Panic Buying Stripples
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Former neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson has a special message for Adventists during the coronavirus crisis. The Adventist member of President Trump's...
Vegetarianism
Adventist Scientists Forced To Disclose Religious Affiliation Before Recommending Stripples
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- The American Dietary Association claims that Adventist scientists are allowing their religious bias to color their nutritional recommendations.
The ADA is...
Andrews Theological Seminary
Sam’s Chicken Earns Andrews Cafeteria A Michelin Star
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- In an absolute first for an Adventist institution, the Andrews University cafeteria has been awarded a Michelin star in recognition...
Trump
Trump Calls On America To “Give Big Franks A Try On The 4th Of July”
WASHINGTON DC - US President Donald Trump used his much anticipated 4th of July address to call for unity and reform in how America...