Saturday, May 17, 2025

Adventist Book Center

Adventist Book Center Caught Selling ‘Da Vinci Code’ in Plain Brown Wrappers

The "Zion's Outpost" Adventist Book Center (ABC) has been caught red-handed selling copies of Dan Brown's controversial bestseller "The Da Vinci Code" - cleverly disguised in plain brown wrappers. Store...

Publishing Houses Furiously Bidding on Billion-Copy “Great Controversy” Print Job

Publishing houses across the Adventist world have thrown their hats into the ring to secure the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to print a billion copies of...

Adventist Bible Case Automatically Climbs to Top of Every Pile

OXFORD, England — A group of Adventist inventors has created a Bible case that automatically rises to the top of any pile. The new...

Billion-Copy Great Controversy Distribution Now Happening Via Email Due to Soaring Printing Costs

SILVER SPRING, Md. — Change of plans: ballooning inflation has meant that the printing of the billion Great Controversy copies that were supposed to...

Member Fact-Checking Bible With EGW

Tear Falls, Mich. — Lately Stumble Block SDA Head Deaconess Liga List has been very concerned at a number of Biblical shortcomings. In an email...

Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been...

Pastor With Multiple Churches Can’t Remember Which Sermon He’s Preached Where

DALARNA, Sweden - Pastor Hans Glömmer’s life was thrown into disarray recently when he was transferred to a new territory with four churches. Not only...

ABC Veggie Cheese Tastes Negative For Flavor

ADVENTIST WORLD --- As flavor testing of ABC products gets ramped up due to innovative new methods, experts are confirming that every brand of...

Ben Carson Begs Adventists To Stop Panic Buying Stripples

WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Former neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson has a special message for Adventists during the coronavirus crisis. The Adventist member of President Trump's...

Congress To Bail Out Struggling ABC Stores

WASHINGTON D.C. --- Congress is set to release a massive bailout for struggling Adventist Book Center (ABC) stores. Lawmakers unanimously agreed today that emergency...

ABC Stores Rattled As Walmart Opens Hot New EGW / Veggie Cheese Aisles

ADVENTIST WORLD - The Adventist Book Center chain is officially under siege after an announcement from Walmart that the retail giant is not just...