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Adventist Book Center Caught Selling ‘Da Vinci Code’ in Plain Brown Wrappers
The "Zion's Outpost" Adventist Book Center (ABC) has been caught red-handed selling copies of Dan Brown's controversial bestseller "The Da Vinci Code" - cleverly disguised in plain brown wrappers.
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Publishing Houses Furiously Bidding on Billion-Copy “Great Controversy” Print Job
Publishing houses across the Adventist world have thrown their hats into the ring to secure the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to print a billion copies of...
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Adventist Bible Case Automatically Climbs to Top of Every Pile
OXFORD, England — A group of Adventist inventors has created a Bible case that automatically rises to the top of any pile. The new...
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Billion-Copy Great Controversy Distribution Now Happening Via Email Due to Soaring Printing Costs
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Change of plans: ballooning inflation has meant that the printing of the billion Great Controversy copies that were supposed to...
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Member Fact-Checking Bible With EGW
Tear Falls, Mich. — Lately Stumble Block SDA Head Deaconess Liga List has been very concerned at a number of Biblical shortcomings.
In an email...
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Gender-Neutral Ministries Dept Replaces Women’s/Men’s Ministries In Swedish Union
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Segregated men’s and women’s ministries are a thing of the past in the Swedish Adventist Church. The old departments have been...
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Pastor With Multiple Churches Can’t Remember Which Sermon He’s Preached Where
DALARNA, Sweden - Pastor Hans Glömmer’s life was thrown into disarray recently when he was transferred to a new territory with four churches.
Not only...
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ABC Veggie Cheese Tastes Negative For Flavor
ADVENTIST WORLD --- As flavor testing of ABC products gets ramped up due to innovative new methods, experts are confirming that every brand of...
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Ben Carson Begs Adventists To Stop Panic Buying Stripples
WASHINGTON, D.C. --- Former neurosurgeon Dr. Ben Carson has a special message for Adventists during the coronavirus crisis. The Adventist member of President Trump's...
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Congress To Bail Out Struggling ABC Stores
WASHINGTON D.C. --- Congress is set to release a massive bailout for struggling Adventist Book Center (ABC) stores. Lawmakers unanimously agreed today that emergency...
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ABC Stores Rattled As Walmart Opens Hot New EGW / Veggie Cheese Aisles
ADVENTIST WORLD - The Adventist Book Center chain is officially under siege after an announcement from Walmart that the retail giant is not just...