In a surprising turn of events, a new board game called “Sabbath Loopholes” has taken the Adventist world by storm, selling out in record time at ABC stores across the globe. The game challenges Read more […]
A recent survey has found that an overwhelming majority of church members would prefer to undergo multiple root canals than volunteer to teach the teen Sabbath School class. The study, conducted Read more […]
Pastor Michael Reynolds has a massive headache, and it’s not from too many rounds of “Bringing in the Sheaves” on Sabbath mornings. No, his migraine stems from a certain oft-repeated phrase that Read more […]
We’ve all been there. Church is a place of worship, community, and sometimes, those cringe-worthy moments that make you want to hide under the pew. Here are ten awkward moments every Adventist Read more […]
Think you’re the Ellen White of your crew, or that you’ve got the scholarly swag of James White? Maybe you’re secretly as adventurous as J.N. Andrews, ready to conquer the world with Read more […]
Local Adventist Joe Hashbrown has decided to “take a stand against the patriarchal volunteerism culture that has oppressed church ladies for centuries. “ “I’m just too spiritual for all Read more […]
1. We Can Take Ourselves Too Seriously Let’s face it, sometimes we’re just way too earnest. A little humor goes a long way in reminding us that not everything has to be a solemn sermon. Lighten Read more […]
Local Adventist Matthew Thompson found himself in desperate need of divine intervention this past Sabbath as he became ensnared in a post-service conversation with Sister Edith, the church’s Read more […]
1. The Welcome Committee Hands You a Latte You knew you were in for something different when you were greeted with a smile and a perfectly frothed cappuccino. No Roma here! 2. The Dress Code Read more […]
The following is a late-night email our church received from our AV guy, Chad, who is pretty excited: Let’s face it, folks, most of us wouldn’t mind a little less temptation in our lives. That Read more […]
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