7 Reasons Adventist Men Should Sport a Barong Tagalog

Forget the same-old Sabbath outfit, BarelyAdventist bros! It’s time to ditch the yawn-inducing threads and embrace something that’ll have you looking sharp and feeling comfortable all service long. Read more […]

Sting Operation: Death Was Always Defanged

Death was throwing its weight around, swaggering through the ages with a vain confidence. “My sting is lethal!” it boasted, striking down every living thing eventually. “None can escape my venom!” Oh, Read more […]

Loma Linda Centenarian on Fourth Husband Worried About Meeting All Her Spouses in Heaven

At 103 years young, Edith Jenkins was a walking, talking testament to Adventist longevity. A card-carrying Blue Zoner, she had lived Loma Linda life to the full. Lounging in her beloved rocking Read more […]

Youth Pastor’s Attempt to Make Sabbath School ‘Lit’ Results in Confusion, Fire Department Visit

In a desperate attempt to make Sabbath School relevant to the ever-elusive “youth demographic,” Brother Chad, the enthusiastic but slightly misguided youth pastor at Harmony Hills Adventist Church, Read more […]

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Be Embarrassed to be Adventist

Here at BarelyAdventist we think it’s healthy to laugh at ourselves. But we love our Church and want it to be the best it can be. So as much as we joke about our idiosyncrasies, we also think Read more […]

Supreme Court To Rule On Whether Loma Linda Is “More Adventist” Than Berrien Springs

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A question that has been burning in the minds of thousands of Adventists for decades may finally be answered this year: Is Loma Linda more Adventist than Berrien Springs?” As Read more […]

Larger foliage to cover all Adventist Adam & Eve art

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A 12-month effort to overhaul Adventist Adam and Eve art begins this week due to what church leaders are calling “pervasive foliage insufficiency.” In addition to Read more […]

Here’s How You Can Help BarelyAdventist Grow

Hi Everyone! Sevvy, the founder of BarelyAdventist here. I want to thank all of you for your amazing support over the years. Early next year, BA turns 10 years old. It’s quite a milestone!  From Read more […]