Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Sabbath School

99% of Adventists Would Rather Get Root Canals Than Teach Teen Sabbath School

A recent survey has found that an overwhelming majority of church members would prefer to undergo multiple root canals than volunteer to teach the teen Sabbath School class. The study,...

Local Adventist Hopes Nobody Can Tell He Hasn’t Studied Sabbath School Lesson

In a daring act of spiritual recklessness, Jeremy Paulsen plans on winging it bigtime in his Sabbath School class discussion this week. The 34-year-old...

9 Reasons to Teach Children’s Sabbath School

You need some compelling reasons to say “yes” to the persistent calls for more kids’ Sabbath School teachers at your local church. Here are 9: You...

Area Adventist Hides Light Under Bushel, Starts Fire

Instead of shining his light all around the neighborhood, local Adventist Luke Warm made the ill-advised decision to hide his light under a bushel...

Cliff Goldstein Keeping Track Of Who’s Late To Sabbath School

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Sabbath School lesson editor, Cliff Goldstein, has let slip he is keeping detailed records of Adventists that come late to Sabbath...

Sabbath School exams to identify Adventists that don’t study quarterly

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Starting this weekend, Adventists will be subjected to Sabbath School exams to test their knowledge of the quarterly. The weekly exams will...

Derek Morris fired for not getting through entire week of lesson studies

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Hope Channel President Pastor Derek Morris has been fired from his position after failing to get through the entire week...

OBG – Slide Show: Great Moments from Cradle Roll

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GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Childrens' Sabbath School departments and summer camps across the Adventist world have been urgently advised to "remove all references to...

Sabbath School editor Clifford Goldstein recruits Jon Stewart to spice up quarterly

NEW YORK, N.Y. --- Closet Adventist fans of Comedy Central's recently-exited Daily Show satirist Jon Stewart, were delighted to hear than the funnyman has...

Adventists seek reasons to justify watching Bruce Jenner interview on Friday night

HINSDALE, Ill. ---- Curiosity and anticipation ran high in the weeks preceding Diane Sawyer's interview with former Olympian Bruce Jenner for millions of Americans,...