Friday, February 14, 2025

Adventist Parents

Church Launches 3-Word Sermon Summary Service for Distracted Parents

The Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has revolutionized its ministry to young parents by introducing a groundbreaking "Parent Sermon Summary Service" (PSSS), designed specifically for adults who spend their...

10 Ways Adventist Dads Embarrass Their Kids at Potluck

Potluck - a time for fellowship, food, and, for many Adventist kids, a chance to be thoroughly embarrassed by their well-meaning dads. Here are...

Things That Make Adventists Jealous

Ah, jealousy. It's an ugly emotion, but we all experience it from time to time. And Adventists are no exception. In fact, there are...

iPhone 14 Updates Your Mother On Your Progress Finding Nice Adventist Date

Good news! Thanks to the wonders of over-priced technology, you mom will no longer need to ask you if you’ve found that special Adventist...

Breaking: Facebook Allowed Adventist Mom To Spy On Millennial Son

WASHINGTON, D.C. —- Calls for action against Facebook intensified on Capitol Hill today with the bombshell revelation that an overly-involved Adventist mom has been...

Parents Beg Still-At-Home Son To Go Forth And Multiply

BRACKNELL, Berks. --- The Browns have prayed for years for their son Mark to get a life and get out of their house. But...

Adventist moms celebrated for great job raising children, husband

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist families celebrating Mother's Day are praising their mothers for the selfless, unending work they do year after year as they...

Adventist parents breathe sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake performs wardrobe malfunction-free Super Bowl halftime show

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. --- Adventist parents across the United States breathed a collective sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake concluded his Super Bowl halftime show...

Adventist preacher introductions must clarify whether visiting speaker is single or taken

SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist congregations around the world have been ordered to provide what church administrators call a "vital morsel of information" about...

Adventist inbreeding results in peculiar people

Los Angeles, Calif. --- Researchers at the University of Southern California have discovered that some of the quirks shared among Adventists are the result...

Pregnancy scan tells Adventists if their baby will be a pastor, teacher or medical professional

LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Adventist couples expecting babies have crashed registration sites for a new kind of pregnancy scan. The Sabatistascan allows Adventist parents...