Adventist Parents
Church Launches 3-Word Sermon Summary Service for Distracted Parents
The Pleasant Valley Seventh-day Adventist Church has revolutionized its ministry to young parents by introducing a groundbreaking "Parent Sermon Summary Service" (PSSS), designed specifically for adults who spend their...
Adventist Parents
10 Ways Adventist Dads Embarrass Their Kids at Potluck
Potluck - a time for fellowship, food, and, for many Adventist kids, a chance to be thoroughly embarrassed by their well-meaning dads. Here are...
Adventist Parents
Things That Make Adventists Jealous
Ah, jealousy. It's an ugly emotion, but we all experience it from time to time. And Adventists are no exception. In fact, there are...
Adventist Parents
iPhone 14 Updates Your Mother On Your Progress Finding Nice Adventist Date
Good news! Thanks to the wonders of over-priced technology, you mom will no longer need to ask you if you’ve found that special Adventist...
Adventist Parents
Breaking: Facebook Allowed Adventist Mom To Spy On Millennial Son
WASHINGTON, D.C. —- Calls for action against Facebook intensified on Capitol Hill today with the bombshell revelation that an overly-involved Adventist mom has been...
Adventist Parents
Parents Beg Still-At-Home Son To Go Forth And Multiply
BRACKNELL, Berks. --- The Browns have prayed for years for their son Mark to get a life and get out of their house.
But...
Adventist Parents
Adventist moms celebrated for great job raising children, husband
ADVENTIST WORLD --- Adventist families celebrating Mother's Day are praising their mothers for the selfless, unending work they do year after year as they...
Adventist Music
Adventist parents breathe sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake performs wardrobe malfunction-free Super Bowl halftime show
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. --- Adventist parents across the United States breathed a collective sigh of relief as Justin Timberlake concluded his Super Bowl halftime show...
Adventist Parents
Adventist preacher introductions must clarify whether visiting speaker is single or taken
SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist congregations around the world have been ordered to provide what church administrators call a "vital morsel of information" about...
Adventist Parents
Adventist inbreeding results in peculiar people
Los Angeles, Calif. --- Researchers at the University of Southern California have discovered that some of the quirks shared among Adventists are the result...
Adventist Parents
Pregnancy scan tells Adventists if their baby will be a pastor, teacher or medical professional
LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Adventist couples expecting babies have crashed registration sites for a new kind of pregnancy scan.
The Sabatistascan allows Adventist parents...