Friday, February 14, 2025

Competitive Sports

Things That Make Adventists Jealous

Ah, jealousy. It's an ugly emotion, but we all experience it from time to time. And Adventists are no exception. In fact, there are some things that can make...

Adventist Pastor Olympics Coming Soon

In a stunning announcement today, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) revealed that it will be introducing a new event at the next Summer Olympics:...

Adventist Competitive Sports

We Adventists have historically frowned on competitive sports. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have contests we want to win. Here are a few: Adventurer/Pathfinder...

Top 7 Adventist Addictions

We Adventists love few things more than fighting addiction. We want everyone to quit smoking, drinking and (depending on how strict we are) coffee....

Does Volunteering Count If You Haven’t Posted About It On Social Media?

We gotta know: Is volunteering worth the time unless you can let the whole world know what you are doing with an action shot of...

Tokyo Olympics to Feature Heroes 2 As New Sport

TOKYO, Japan - To strengthen the appeal of the upcoming Tokyo Olympics, organizers have added the first e-sport of the games. The new event...

3ABN Airs USA vs. Thailand Without Score

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. --- In an Adventist first, the Three Angels Broadcasting Network (3ABN) aired a FIFA Women's World Cup game. The Adventist network agreed...

French Adventists boast “Total Member Involvement” in watching World Cup Final

FRANCE --- Leaders of the Adventist Church in France have confirmed that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, there was total member involvement among...

English Adventists wear sackloth and ashes after World Cup ouster

ENGLAND --- Adventists across England have donned sackcloth and ashes after a devastating World Cup defeat by Croatia. Church members that had secretly been...

Adventist schools forbidden from keeping score in sports

ADVENTIST WORLD --- Effective immediately, Adventist elementary schools, academies and universities have been ordered to stop keeping score during any kind of sport. The new...

Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

CULVER CITY, Calif. --- Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has decided to add a new show to his current filming schedule. The new series will...