Things That Make Adventists Jealous
Ah, jealousy. It’s an ugly emotion, but we all experience it from time to time. And Adventists are no exception. In fact, there are some things that can make an Adventist so jealous they’ll block Read more […]
Category: Competitive Sports
Adventist Pastor Olympics Coming Soon
In a stunning announcement today, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) revealed that it will be introducing a new event at the next Summer Olympics: the Adventist Pastor Olympics. The Read more […]
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Adventist Competitive Sports
We Adventists have historically frowned on competitive sports. But that doesn’t mean we don’t have contests we want to win. Here are a few: Adventurer/Pathfinder Bible Experience These Adventurers Read more […]
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Top 7 Adventist Addictions
We Adventists love few things more than fighting addiction. We want everyone to quit smoking, drinking and (depending on how strict we are) coffee. But here are a few things we ourselves are hooked Read more […]
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Does Volunteering Count If You Haven’t Posted About It On Social Media?
We gotta know: Is volunteering worth the time unless you can let the whole world know what you are doing with an action shot of you saving the manatees/serving soup/tutoring with a #simplyservice? Without Read more […]
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Tokyo Olympics to Feature Heroes 2 As New Sport
TOKYO, Japan – To strengthen the appeal of the upcoming Tokyo Olympics, organizers have added the first e-sport of the games. The new event will feature biblical experts from around the world Read more […]
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3ABN Airs USA vs. Thailand Without Score
WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. — In an Adventist first, the Three Angels Broadcasting Network (3ABN) aired a FIFA Women’s World Cup game. The Adventist network agreed to air the USA vs Thailand soccer Read more […]
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French Adventists boast “Total Member Involvement” in watching World Cup Final
FRANCE — Leaders of the Adventist Church in France have confirmed that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, there was total member involvement among Adventists in the country watching the World Cup Read more […]
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English Adventists wear sackloth and ashes after World Cup ouster
ENGLAND — Adventists across England have donned sackcloth and ashes after a devastating World Cup defeat by Croatia. Church members that had secretly been praying that England would feature Read more […]
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Adventist schools forbidden from keeping score in sports
ADVENTIST WORLD — Effective immediately, Adventist elementary schools, academies and universities have been ordered to stop keeping score during any kind of sport. The new rule is designed Read more […]
