Adventurer/Pathfinder Bible ExperienceThese Adventurers and Pathfinders know their assigned Bible passages better than anybody else in church. They want to ace the questions so their team can better it’s chances of going somewhere exotic for the finals.
A similar idea: competitions testing Bible knowledge at all age levels. Bible knowledge = humble brag rights.
PotluckWe all want people to fight over our dish. And when they do, it’s best to claim you threw it together last minute.
Sabbath Flower ArrangementsOne-upping last Sabbath’s flower arrangement is a favorite Adventist pastime… even when the non-work of your bouquet creation keeps you up half the night before.
OK, so we may not be good with tackling people but that doesn’t mean we don’t want to dominate the competition in flag football from Adventist elementary school through college.
Cutest DateCute eligible singles are in short supply at church. Snapping them up is THE competitive sport.
Best Children’s StoryYou’ve GOT to nail this. Nobody wants kids getting bored in their story. Do whatever it takes. And keep it short.
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