Listen up, fellow BarelyAdventists. Is anyone else tired of the Adventist dating scene? The awkward silences at church functions? The endless stream of well-meaning but clueless setups? Yeah, Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Despite his best efforts, seminarian Ethan Thompson has discovered that employing pickup lines straight out of the Song of Solomon has led to a series of romantic misfires Read more […]
Ugh. Adventist dating is rough, y’all. Let me tell you about the month from dating hell I just escaped. Ten. Whole. Dates. And what did I get for my troubles? A sunburn from that picnic date (dude, Read more […]
The popular Adventist dating app “HeavenlyMatch.com” has fallen victim to a cyberattack, resulting in the exposure of sensitive user information. The breach, discovered last week, has left Read more […]
In a revelation that has left his fellow churchgoers both annoyed and amused, 27-year-old Adventist bachelor, Daniel McSingleton, has declared himself to be “God’s gift to humanity” due to his unique Read more […]
Berrien Springs, Mich. – Chaos erupted at Parched Ground Seventh-day Adventist Church last Sabbath when an attractive new man made a surprise appearance. The minute the well-dressed and seemingly Read more […]
Calling all single seminarians with ministerial dreams and an impending job market! The Adventist Church is introducing “Holy Connections,” the revolutionary matchmaking service designed exclusively Read more […]
Test your knowledge of Adventist dating etiquette by taking our 10-question quiz: 1) What is the most important question to ask before going on a date with an Adventist? A) “What’s your favorite Read more […]
Greetings, fellow Adventist singles! I’m a single Adventist youth pastor who’s ready to mingle and spread the love of Jesus with someone special. When I’m not busy leading youth Bible studies or Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Md. – Ultra-organized and entirely over-earnest, Del E. Gencia, a second-year Andrews seminarian, is feeling the pressure to find the right woman before he is deployed to the field Read more […]
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