8 Adventist-Approved Pick-Up Lines That Are Guaranteed to Fail

Looking for love in all the wrong pews? Fear not, lovelorn Adventist! We’ve compiled a list of pick-up lines that are so bad, they’re almost good. Use these at your own risk: 1. “Hey, is your Read more […]

Seminarian’s Song of Solomon Pickup Lines Fail Miserably

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Despite his best efforts, seminarian Ethan Thompson has discovered that employing pickup lines straight out of the Song of Solomon has led to a series of romantic misfires Read more […]