Are you tired of feeling like the only Adventist without a Sabbath lunch invitation? These awkward-yet-effective tactics are guaranteed to get you invited to the table and make you the life Read more […]
After winning a ski crash lawsuit, actress and wellness guru Gwyneth Paltrow is extending an olive branch to her accuser. Paltrow reportedly approached the man and offered to do a juice cleanse Read more […]
The BarelyAdventist crew has just gotten back from a Sabbath potluck where they TOTALLY overate. Here’s a list of reasons they know they are in good company: The food is just too good to resist. Read more […]
We Adventists have a near-inexplicable infatuation with a number of things. Here are some of them: Ellen White paraphernalia like furniture she used Even the most far-flung Ellen White research Read more […]
Sabbath is coming and you BETTER bring something good to potluck. Here is the definitive ranking of your options: 1) Haystacks No self-respecting Adventist congregation can go for too Read more […]
PENTAGON — In an effort to modernize its arsenal, the US Military has placed a gargantuan order of deadly mustard. “I guarantee our enemies have never thought of this simple but lethal Read more […]
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — According to the Andrews University Dietetics Department, the greatest source of shame in the Adventist experience is the prospect of leaving a potluck with a dish you Read more […]
Joy can be found in many things, in many places.
These are not those things. These are not those places. Read more [...]Adventist-owned cat Fluffy succumbed to temptation last Sabbath when he spotted a mouse dart across the garage. Reacting instinctively, Fluffy pounced on the mouse and was busy polishing off Read more […]
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