Annual Council to Vote on Whether Ghanaian or Nigerian Adventists Make the Best Jollof Rice

SILVER SPRING, Md. – In what is shaping up to be the most contentious issue at this year’s Annual Council meetings, delegates from around the world will vote on the decades-old debate of whether Read more […]

Adventist Who Claims “Calories Don’t Count on Sabbath” Not Exactly Counting Them Any Other Day Either

Riverside, Calif. – Local church member Brian Lendell is facing scrutiny after making his signature “calories don’t count on Sabbath” claim once again at last week’s potluck. According to multiple Read more […]

Plane Full of Teetotaling Adventists Assumed to be Alcoholics

A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying a rowdy bunch of alcoholics by the Read more […]

Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God

Chattanooga, Tenn. — Since a somber decision to “let go and let God” while going for yet another serving of Tofurky at this year’s Thanksgiving table, lifelong Adventist Fred Munchur has put Read more […]

Things Adventists Love Beyond Reason

We Adventists have a near-inexplicable infatuation with a number of things. Here are some of them: Ellen White paraphernalia like furniture she used Even the most far-flung Ellen White research Read more […]

How to be Adventist in 2024

Breaking Out of the Bubble in 2024: We Adventists love our bubbles, but it’s time to branch out and engage with the wider world. Let’s shed the “exclusive/peculiar Adventist” stereotype and actively Read more […]

Gwyneth Paltrow Encourages Ski Accuser To Join Her In Juice Cleanse

After winning a ski crash lawsuit, actress and wellness guru Gwyneth Paltrow is extending an olive branch to her accuser. Paltrow reportedly approached the man and offered to do a juice cleanse Read more […]