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Man Who Accidentally Ate Meat on Friday Night Claims He Can Feel His Name Being Erased from Book of Life
In a dramatic turn of events at the Collegedale Corners Adventist Church, local member Brad Thompson claims he can physically feel his name being removed from the Book of...
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Local Adventist Finally Admits Cookie Binge Was His Own Fault, Not Satan’s
In a groundbreaking moment of personal accountability, local church member Brad Thompson has publicly acknowledged that his recent demolition of an entire batch of...
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Local Elder Mistakes Sermon Notes for Shopping List, Preaches About Almond Milk
In a mix-up at Nutsberry Seventh-day Adventist Church last Sabbath, Elder John Smith accidentally grabbed his wife's shopping list instead of his sermon notes....
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Annual Council to Vote on Whether Ghanaian or Nigerian Adventists Make the Best Jollof Rice
SILVER SPRING, Md. - In what is shaping up to be the most contentious issue at this year's Annual Council meetings, delegates from around...
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Adventist Who Claims “Calories Don’t Count on Sabbath” Not Exactly Counting Them Any Other Day Either
Riverside, Calif. - Local church member Brian Lendell is facing scrutiny after making his signature "calories don't count on Sabbath" claim once again at...
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Plane Full of Teetotaling Adventists Assumed to be Alcoholics
A plane full of teetotaling Seventh-day Adventists returning from an extreme church building mission trip in the Dominican Republic was assumed to be carrying...
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Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God
Chattanooga, Tenn. --- Since a somber decision to "let go and let God" while going for yet another serving of Tofurky at this year's...
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Things Adventists Love Beyond Reason
We Adventists have a near-inexplicable infatuation with a number of things. Here are some of them:
Ellen White paraphernalia like furniture she used
Even the most...
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How to be Adventist in 2024
Breaking Out of the Bubble in 2024: We Adventists love our bubbles, but it's time to branch out and engage with the wider world....
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Ways To Ruin a Tofu Potluck Dish
Tofu dishes can work out great for potluck, but let's face it – given a tight pre-Sabbath Friday afternoon even the best of us...
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Ways to Score a Sabbath Lunch Invite
Are you tired of feeling like the only Adventist without a Sabbath lunch invitation? These awkward-yet-effective tactics are guaranteed to get you invited to...