Gwyneth Paltrow Encourages Ski Accuser To Join Her In Juice Cleanse

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After winning a ski crash lawsuit, actress and wellness guru Gwyneth Paltrow is extending an olive branch to her accuser. Paltrow reportedly approached the man and offered to do a juice cleanse together as a way to move past the incident.

“Juice cleanses are a great way to detoxify your body and promote healing,” Paltrow said. “I think it would be a great bonding experience for us to do it together.”

Adventist health experts, however, are warning against the dangers of juice cleanses. “While fruits and vegetables are an important part of a healthy diet, juice cleanses can be dangerous because they lack essential nutrients and can cause dehydration,” said one expert.

Critics have also accused Paltrow of using the incident to promote her own brand of wellness products. “It seems like Gwyneth is using this as an opportunity to market her own products and promote her own lifestyle,” said one commentator. “It’s not really about helping the other person.”

As for the ski accuser, he says he’s hesitant to join Paltrow on the juice cleanse. “I appreciate her offer, but I think I’ll pass,” he said. “I just want to move on from this whole thing and get back to my regular routine.”


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