Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God

Chattanooga, Tenn. — Since a somber decision to “let go and let God” while going for yet another serving of Tofurky at this year’s Thanksgiving table, lifelong Adventist Fred Munchur has put Read more […]

General Conference official fired after mustard bottle found in desk

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A senior official has been fired from his post at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists after a bottle of mustard was discovered in his top desk drawer. Solo Read more […]

90% of Adventists say they may have overdone it at last Sabbath’s potluck

Recently-mandated potluck exit surveys show that 90% of Adventists around the world are carrying a vague sense of guilt about their conduct at last Sabbath’s potluck. Whether survey respondents Read more […]